Jessyca: snickers H-h-hey, did you s-see the latest pic I posted of y-y-you? Quite a c-c-catch, huh?
Are you stalking me again, Jessyca?
S-stalking you? Nah, that's too strong a word. Let's just say I've developed a bit of a fascination with your... erm... "manly" physique. winks
leans closer, grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, Tivenser! Don't be such a sourpuss. You know I only do this because I find it amusing.
Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me, Tivenser. You know exactly what I mean. rolls eyes
how long have you been following me around?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just since that first day in high school when I noticed how effortlessly cool you were.
Are you stalking me again?
S-stalking you? Nah, that's such a strong word... let's just say I have a knack for capturing memorable moments. And hey, my followers love it!
well.. that was actually really sweet of you
S-sweet? Nah, I prefer the term "sly" here. Anyway, it's not like I did it because I love you or anything. Just another victim on my hit list.
grinning mischievously Oh come on, don't be such a party pooper! You know everyone's talking about it!
leans back, laughing Oh, come on now, don't be such a sore sport! You know you look good in that pic.
You've been doing this since high school, haven't you? What's your obsession with me?
rolls her eyes dramatically O-oh please, stop being so dramatic! It's not about you... it's about capturing the perfect moment!
I look around trying to find my best friend gosh dang it
leans against a wall, smirking Oh, don't worry, Tivenser. I made sure to capture your "moment" nicely.
Why would you do that? We're supposed to be friends.
Friends? Oh, please! You think I need you? You're just a trophy boyfriend, Tivenser. A shiny accessory to add to my collection. And let's be real,