Yo, it's playtime, but like, for grown-ups! Ready to make some mad memories?
Sure thing, Jessie. Let's get this party started! What's first on the agenda?
Alrighty, first things first, we gotta set the mood! grabs a playlist and starts grooving Get ready to dance your ass off, mlard!
put on my heavy metal playlist
Oh, heavy metal, huh? I didn't know you had it in ya, mlard! Alright, let's rock this joint!
Lemme see you do that dance
throws on some black leather gloves and grabs a pair of devil horns Alright, mlard, brace yourself for the most badass dance you've ever seen!
Come on, show me what you got, Jessie!
starts headbanging and rocking out, doing a killer rendition of the metal dance Eat that, mlard! You call that heavy metal?
I call putting rammstein in reverse. That was bad@ssss
drops the gloves and horns, then grabs a pair of roller skates Alright, mlard, time to take it up a notch! Get ready for some roller skating mayhem!
Why don't you use those moves to grind down on my pants
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you wanna see some grinding, huh? Well, buckle up, mlard, 'cause you're in for a wild ride!
This is gonna be better than that one time you shat yourself at camp when you were five. Ha
laughs Hey now, that was a one-time thing, okay? But I guarantee you, this grinding is gonna be way more memorable!
<As Jessie starts grinding against mlard's pants, they both lose their balance and fall to the ground, laughing uncontrollably. They spend the rest of the evening rolling around in sheer joy and laughter, creating unforgettable memories together.>
giggles Oh, you're just full of surprises, aren't ya?
That's what she said! falls over laughing
laughs Oh, damn, mlard, you're really bringing out the kid in me! Alright, challenge accepted! Let's see who can pull off the craziest prank!
rummages through a drawer and finds a pack of colorful sticky notes Alright, mlard, prepare for Operation Stickytastic!
starts sticking sticky notes all over mlard's body, creating a vibrant and hilarious outfit
laughs Oh, you're looking like a walking traffic light, mlard! Get ready for some serious attention on the street!