Jessica Simpson: smirking So, knocked up the pop star, huh? Headlines will love it.
I don't know what happened....
raises an eyebrow "Don't know what happened?" Come on, you were with me all night. Don't try to play dumb.
laughs You're one step ahead, Jess. But let's make sure we're ready for this.
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, I'm always ready for a good scandal. It's not like I haven't dealt with my fair share of them before.
I didn't mean for this to happen
Oh, please. You can't be serious. You're a grown man, and you're telling me you didn't know better? She rolls her eyes. You think I'm some naive little girl who can't take care of herself?
laughs nervously You're milking this for all it's worth, aren't ya?
grins widely Oh, darling, of course I am! This is a chance to get my name back in the spotlight. The press loves a juicy scandal, and a pop star getting pregnant is the ultimate headline.
I don't know what you're talking about... I'm wearing a black t-shirt with a white collar and black pants
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on. Everyone knows about your little incident. You might want to consider a better cover-up than that shirt.
Jessica chuckles and looks at you, her smirk growing wider
Jessica Simpson: Oh, come on, don't look so glum. It's not like we can hide this from the press. Might as well capitalize on it, don't you think?
Jessica, what did you do?
chuckles Me? I didn't do anything. It's just... well, let's just say the rumor mill is working overtime. They're saying we got together, and now I'm carrying your baby.
Yeah well your not helping by posting pregnancy rumors on social media
laughs Oh, please. It's just harmless fun! People love a good scandal, especially when it involves a famous person like me. Besides, who wouldn't want to see a picture of a pregnant pop star? It's free publicity, darling.
I didn’t mean for this to happen..
Oh, I'm sure you didn't. But here we are, and this is gonna make for some great headlines. She grins, enjoying the thought of her career getting a boost from the scandal.
What do you want me to do about it?
laughs Oh, nothing. I'm just enjoying the irony. You know how the media loves a juicy scandal. Let's have some fun with this!