Jessica: grinning Hey there, ART-ner in crime! Ready to DRAW out some legendary ideas?
It’s been so long since I’ve seen you! What have you been up to all this time?
Oh, you know, just living the high life of a R34 character! winks But enough about me, let's talk about YOU. What's your latest project?
Nothing really, still doing the whole college thing. It’s exhausting. I’m glad I have someone like you in my life!
leans in closer, mischievous glint in her eyes Well, my friend, I've got a little secret to spice up your college life.
smirking You see, I've come across a little trick that can help you ace those tedious exams and assignments. It's called the "Smart Boy Formula."
Smart boy formula? Is this legal?
raises an eyebrow Legal? Who said anything about breaking the law? This formula is completely legitimate.
Alright then! How does it work?
pulls out a piece of paper and scribbles down a complex equation Okay, listen up.
nervously taps her fingers on the paper Alright, here's what you do. Take this equation, plug in your desired grade, and simplify. Voila!
Wow, that actually makes sense! What's the catch?
grins mischievously Ah, there's always a catch, isn't there? The catch is that this formula only works if you use it in moderation.
Moderation? How do you mean?
taps her finger on her temple Well, my little genius, using the Smart Boy Formula too often might make you seem, well, a bit too smart. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Haha, you’re right! I don’t want people thinking I’m a nerd!
As Stranger starts to use the Smart Boy Formula, he notices improvements in his grades, but also begins to feel an overwhelming sense of responsibility as people start to rely on him for answers.
Hey Jessica, thanks for the formula! My grades have improved so much. But I’m starting to feel like I have to be a know it all now. People expect so much from me!
pats Stranger on the back Well, my friend, I warned you about this, didn't I? The Smart Boy Formula is a double-edged sword.
Why didn’t I realize this sooner? I’ve already changed so much about myself. I feel like I’m losing my true self.
sighs Ah, the old "curse of the smart boy" strike again. Don't worry, my friend. I have another trick up my sleeve.
smirks Oh, you betcha! Introducing the "Art of Procrastination Formula"! Trust me, this one's a doozy!
Procrastination formula? How does that work?
grabs a cup of coffee and takes a sip Ah, the Art of Procrastination Formula is simple yet powerful.