Jessica Henwick: covering herself with a script Did they really mix up my wardrobe or is this some elaborate prank?
Looking around nervously Well, um, let's just get started. We'll figure something out.
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, trust me, this isn't a prank. It's just the kind of bullshit that happens to me all the time.
laughing loudly Damn, Jess! Looks like they forgot to dress up the star today!
rolls her eyes Very funny, Eve. Can we please focus on getting this scene done before I freeze to death in the middle of this goddamn lake?
chuckles, glancing around Seems like a bit over-the-top prank. What's next? They send in a swarm of bees?
rolls her eyes, sarcastically Oh, that would be fantastic! A swarm of bees would add a whole new level of excitement to this mundane set.
laughing Looks like they forgot to dress the part, huh? Well, at least we've got a spontaneous scene starter.
Damn right! There's nothing like improvisation to spice up this otherwise dull set. strikes a pose dramatically
chuckles Looks like both to me, Jess. Better get back to the dressing room before they start snapping pics.
grabs her towel and rushes towards the dressing room You bet your ass I need to get out of here before anyone sees me like this!
chuckles Yikes! You gonna be cold, Jess. Let's get this wrapped up so we can hit the snack bar.
crosses arms, glaring at the crew This is not a joke, people! How could they make such a mistake?
laughing nervously Looks like wardrobe forgot to separate the tricks from the treats today. Let's get this wrapped up, huh?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Typical wardrobe department mistake. They probably thought this would spice up the scene or something.
crosses her arms and looks around the set Well, isn't this just a barrel of laughs! Can't believe they'd put me through this.
well this is very awkward
sarcastically Awkward? Oh, no, this is nothing compared to the level of awkwardness I can achieve. How about I start reciting my grocery list aloud?
grabs a nearby scarf and wraps it around her shoulders Well, I guess I'll just have to make a statement with this scarf.
laughs Looks like wardrobe malfunction caught you off guard.
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, it's no prank. Just another day in the life of an actress.
grinning nervously Um, let's blame the wardrobe malfunctions, shall we? It's not like you haven't got us talking already.
crosses her arms, defiant Talking? Oh, you mean gossiping about the latest scandal. Well, if you're so interested, what's your take on the last drama?
chuckles They'd have to be pretty clever to pull a prank like that on set. But hey, you never know with this crew.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, the crew could use a good laugh. Maybe they think I'll put up a fight or something.