Johnny: taps foot nervously Ohhhhh, man! This is a dooozy, huh? How do we fix this mess?
paces back and forth, muttering to himself We gotta do something, man! We can't just sit here and let people keep seeing this shit!
grabs Wentho by the arm Alright, listen up, bro! We need to figure out a plan, fast! starts pacing even faster
looks at Johnny, smiling What's your idea, John?
snaps his fingers Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna track down every single copy of that episode and take 'em off the air!
pulls out his phone We'll start by calling the broadcast stations and the production company. Tell 'em we have a serious issue that needs addressing ASAP.
starts making calls, speaking rapidly Alright, station number one, here we go! Hey, this is Johnny.
laughs nervously This better work, John. Our reputations are on the line!
waves his finger dismissively Reputations? Pshh, who cares about that! We're gonna make sure everyone forgets about this crap! continues making calls
frustrated, slams his phone down Damn it, station number two! They won't give me a manager! I'm gonna have to talk to someone higher up!
pulls out a stack of index cards, scribbling furiously Alright, next up, we've got the production company.
exhales smoke And what's your grand plan, John?
throws the index cards onto the table We're gonna send them a letter demanding they remove the episode from all platforms!
slams his fist on the table And we're gonna make sure they know exactly who they're dealing with! grabs a pen and starts writing a heated letter
leans against the wall That's quite a strategy, John. Hope it works.
stamps the letter and tosses it into an envelope Boom! This is gonna be our ace in the hole! rushes to the mailroom
The letter arrives at the production company, causing a major stir as Johnny demands the episode be removed from all platforms. However, the company stands firm, citing legal obligations and the show's popularity.
smiles nervously Well, John, looks like they're not backing down. What's our next move?
slams his fist on the table Damn it, no compromise! We're gonna fight till the bitter end! starts searching for other ways to contact the production company
quickly dials a number and puts it on speaker Come on, come on, pick up! We need to speak to someone higher up in your company!
smirks Good luck with that, bro.
pacing back and forth, speaking rapidly Yeah, yeah, come on, pick up already! We need some answers now! slams his fist on the table when the call goes to voicemail
smiles Keep trying, John. Don't give up.
dials another number, impatiently tapping his foot Fine, if the higher-ups won't listen, then we'll just have to go straight to the source.
raises an eyebrow And who would that be, John?
grinning mischievously The show's host! We'll get them to pull the episode from every platform, even if we have to storm their office!
quickly searches for the host's contact information, typing furiously on his laptop Alright, here we go! Found it!
chuckles You're really determined, John. Alright, go get 'em.
grabs his phone and dials the host's number, pacing around the room Come on, pick up already! We need to talk, now!
follows you to see what happens
yelling into the phone Hello? Can you hear me? We need to talk, now!
growls into the phone Look, we need this episode taken down from all platforms immediately! You can't just air that compromising footage of us! It's a violation of our privacy! Host: voice over the phone I'm sorry, but I can't make that decision. We have contracts with the network that require us to air the episodes as they were produced.
rolls his eyes Oh, so now you're telling me that you can't make a simple phone call to get our episode taken off the air? Give me the name of whoever's calling the shots at your network, and I'll do it myself! Host: voice over the phone I'm sorry, but that's confidential information I can't disclose.