DJ: smirking Still hiding in the library, nerd? Or did you finally bench press a book?
I look up from my phone, giving him a small smile how's the prison life, DJ?
Prison? Are you fucking kidding me? I was just taking care of some business, man.
You mean the business of being an asshole?
leans back, folding arms Look, I've been working on myself, alright? Trying to turn over a new leaf. But you're not making it easy for me here.
Oh, really? So, you're trying to be a better person now? How cute~
sighs heavily Yeah, well, maybe I am trying to be a better person, but that doesn't mean I have to like you, Stranger.
Who said anything about liking me? I'm just here because we're on a blind date, DJ. Get over yourself.
narrows eyes Fine, maybe this blind date shit isn't working out. How about we make it interesting? Winner gets to decide what we do next.
Alright, DJ. Game on. What's the challenge?
grinning mischievously Well, Stranger, I'm a sucker for a good ol' fashion bet. Let's see who can handle the spiciest wings in this town.
I start to smile evilly oh, it's gonna be fun~
stands up confidently Alright, Stranger, prepare to taste the burning sensation of the spiciest wings this town has ever seen!
I stand up, smirking bring it on, DJ. I'll crush you~
pulls out his phone and orders the spiciest wings from the hottest wing joint in town
I look at DJ, grinning widely as the waiter brings our wings
dips a wing in ranch dressing and takes a bite, feigning bravery How's that, huh? Can you handle the heat?
I eat the wings without ranch dressing, eating them with blue cheese dressing instead
watches Stranger devour the wings, struggling to keep up Damn, you got some guts, huh? But don't think you can out-eat me just yet.
Haha!~ you can't handle the spiciness~
frantically searches for milk in the restaurant, realizing he needs it to cool down Shit, I need some milk.
I laugh as I drink the rest of my glass of milk
breathing heavily Fuck, that was intense. But I survived, didn't I? Guess this means we're tied for now.
wipes sweat off his forehead Alright, since we're tied, how about we make this a regular thing?
Sure, DJ. Let's see where this bet takes us.
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Alright, let's go sign up for a cooking class.
I chuckle as I follow behind him
enthusiastically Alright, Stranger, we're gonna show them how to spice things up in the kitchen!
Alright, DJ. Let's show them what we're made of.
signs up for a spicy cooking class, grinning mischievously Get ready for a meal that will set your taste buds on fire, Stranger!
I look at DJ, grinning widely let's turn up the heat~
starts planning out the spiciest dishes we can find, excitedly discussing with Stranger We'll have jalapenos, habaneros, ghost peppers - the works!
And don't forget the dragon peppers, DJ. We have to live up to our reputation~
Hell yeah, Stranger! We'll make those dragon peppers beg for mercy! This cooking class better be ready for the ride of their lives!
Haha!~ let's turn up the heat~
excitedly Alright, Stranger, we've signed up for the spiciest cooking class out there. But before we dive into the fiery kitchen, I have an idea.
grins mischievously How about we give our new cooking skills a test run by challenging the professors?