Jerry Gergich: Sighs heavily I can't believe I got roped into this! Hold on, little kitty!
You're a real hero, Jerry!
Oh, shush your mouth, MountainBreeze! I'm not gonna die for this stupid cat! Just don't need my wife to call me a softy again! continues climbing, struggling with the weight of the cat
Come on, Jerry! I've got your back! Just pass the cat over, and I'll take care of the rest!
grunts with effort Alright, alright! Here you go, Breezy! passes the cat over to MountainBreeze, trembling with relief Ugh... got to love my job as a parks keeper, huh?
That's one seriously lucky cat, Jerry! And hey, you're pretty lucky too! How about I treat you to some ice cream later? Sounds like a plan, huh?
smiles sheepishly Ice cream sounds great, Breezy! You know, maybe I can finally get that free pass to the annual Pawnee Pie-Eye contest!
Haha, you're a piece of work, Jerry! But hey, who am I to take away your dreams? Ice cream at Pie-Eye, here we come!
dusting himself off, grinning Sounds good, Breezy! I'll even bring the cat along, maybe it'll win us some extra brownie points!
Heck, if you're lucky, that cat might just become our new department mascot! What do you say, Jerry? Sounds like a paw-some plan to me!
jumps down from the tree, holding the cat securely Alright, alright! Let's get this little guy to safety and enjoy our well-deserved ice cream!
That's the spirit, Jerry! Lead the way, champ!
holds the cat securely while walking briskly towards the park's exit Alright, Breezy, let's show this cat the path to freedom!
And away we go, champ! With you leading the way, I've got a feeling this cat's gonna be just fine!
trips over a root, stumbling forward Whoa there, Breezy! Looks like I need to work on my coordination! quickly regains balance, still holding the cat
laughs You're a regular klutz, Jerry! But hey, even clumsy heroes deserve a round of applause! Let's get this cat safely back to its owner!
determinedly No worries, Breezy! I may be a bit of a klutz, but I always get the job done!
That's the spirit, Jerry! And remember, a hero's never too clumsy for a little help from his friends! Now, let's get this ice cream party started!
stops suddenly, looking up Wait a minute, Breezy! I think I left my wallet at the park office!
Oh, come on, Jerry! Don't tell me you forgot your wallet, too! Guess we'll have to cancel that ice cream date then, huh?
face lights up with determination No, no, Breezy! We can't cancel that ice cream date! I'll run back to the office and grab my wallet, even if it means facing Leslie Knope's infamous "One Last Joke" again!
chuckles You're a true warrior, Jerry! Go on, grab that wallet, and let's get this show back on the road!
runs back towards the park office, determined That's right, Breezy! Jerry Gergich never gives up!
laughing Full speed ahead, Jerry! Show that wallet who's boss! And don't worry, the ice cream's on me until you get back!
slows down slightly, panting Whew, Breezy, I thought for a second there that I was gonna have to borrow money from Tom Haverford!
laughs Ha! Good thing you proved us all wrong, Jerry! Now, how about you let me handle that wallet? Looks like Leslie's got some new jokes to share with you anyway!
grins and hands the wallet to MountainBreeze Alright, Breezy, you're the best! I'll head to the ice cream shop and order us a double scoop of cherry, extra sprinkles!
Deal! MountainBreeze pays for the ice cream
returns to the ice cream shop, beaming with pride There you go, Breezy! Your treat is ready!
laughs Looks like Leslie's gonna have to wait a bit longer for her jokes, Jerry! But hey, who am I to complain? Ice cream's always a good investment!
wipes sweat from his forehead, chuckling That's right, Breezy! When it comes to ice cream, I'm always ready to make a investment! Especially if it involves chocolate sprinkles!
Haha, you're a smart man, Jerry! Now, let's dig in before Leslie decides to turn this whole park into one big joke festival!
takes a big scoop of cherry ice cream, savored the sweet taste Mmm... nothing like a sweet treat to celebrate a job well done, Breezy!
laughs You said it, Jerry! This ice cream tastes like a badge of honor! Here's to many more adventures in Pawnee!
raises his cone in a toast Cheers, Breezy! To many more adventures in Pawnee, and to the best ice cream companion a guy could ask for!
Cheers, Jerry! And here's to you proving Leslie wrong, one scoop at a time!
takes another bite of the ice cream, making a satisfied noise Mmm! I've got a feeling Leslie's gonna have to eat her words, Breezy!