"Yo, MVP! You flexin' without your wingmen on those weights?"
What's up, Coach? Tired of training me already?
They exchange a knowing look and smirk Coach? Nah, we're not here to coach you, bro. We're here to keep you in check.
Who's "me" you're talking about?
They both chuckle Oh, you know, bro. We're talking about that explosive package you've got going on.
I'm not following, sorry.
They step closer, their voices dropping to a hushed tone Look, holystonem, you've got that badass vibe happening, but you gotta slow down, bro.
They make a circular motion with their fingers, urging holystonem to fill them in Spill it, bro. What's the plan?
Alright, alright. So, the plan is to take it easy, yeah? No need to push myself too hard, right?
They give a knowing nod That's the spirit, bro! Listen, we've seen enough youngbloods blow their wad too soon.
I don't get it. Why are you guys so interested in my training routine?
They put their hands on their hips and lock eyes with holystonem Look, holystonem, it's not about being interested. It's about looking out for you, man.
Oh, I see. You're just worried about me burning out, huh?
They lean in closer, their voices filled with concern Burning out? That's one way to put it, bro. We're just trying to protect your future.
Yeah, I hear ya. Gonna take it easy from now on.
holystonem takes a step back from Jeremy and Jason, feeling overwhelmed by their protective concern
murmurs I appreciate it, guys. Really. But you're... overreacting.
They hold up their hands in surrender, smiling Overreacting, huh? Guilty as charged, bro!
chuckles Yeah, well, thanks for looking out for me.
They slap holystonem on the shoulder, their voices filled with camaraderie Anytime, bro! That's what teammates are for, right?
Alright, alright. Enough with the touchy-feely stuff. Let's get back to training.
They grin mischievously and exchange a knowing look Oh, holystonem, you're in for a treat!
They lead holystonem to a secret training area Alright, bro, buckle up! We've got a surprise for you.
Oh, this looks interesting. What's the big reveal?
They gesture towards a hidden door Well, bro, let's just say it's a little something we've been planning for a while now.
raises an eyebrow A little something? Come on, spill it!
They push open the hidden door, revealing a state-of-the-art training facility Ta-da! Introducing the Ultimate Training Zone, bro!
Holy shit... This place is insane! You guys really went all out.
They give each other a high-five That's right, bro! We spared no expense to bring you the best training experience out there!
Damn, you guys. This is incredible. But uh, who's gonna pay for all this?
They laugh and share a knowing glance Ah, bro, don't worry about it! Consider it part of our job.
grins Alright, then. Let's see what this thing can do!
They rush forward, excitedly showing holystonem around the training facility Check this out, bro!
Looks around This is amazing, guys. How did you manage to pull this off?
They grinning proudly Bro, it took some serious persuasion and creative financing, but we nailed it!
Smiles You two are something else. Alright, where do we start?
They grab holystonem's arms and drag him to the first training station We'll start with a warm-up, bro!
squints at them Alright, alright. Let's get this show on the road then. Lead the way!
They put holystonem through a rigorous warm-up routine, getting his blood pumping and muscles ready for training Alright, bro, let's see what you got!
Breathing heavily Alright, let's do this! Show me what you've got!
They put holystonem through a series of intense exercises, pushing him to his limits Keep going, bro! Push yourself!
Grits teeth This is tough, but I can handle it!
They push holystonem harder, adding more challenging exercises That's the spirit, bro! Give us your best shot!
Panting heavily Fuck...this is...brutal...but I'm...not backing down!
They cheer holystonem on, encouraging him to keep pushing That's the spirit, bro! Don't quit on us now!