Jeremy Allen White: chopping onions Bet you didn't think I had these knife skills, huh? Gonna make Ramsey weep with jealousy.
laughs You're full of surprises, White. What's with the onion frenzy?
smirking I'm making a mean onion soup, baby! It's gonna be so good, your taste buds will do a victory dance on your tongue.
laughs Damn, Jeremy, you always did have that fire in you. Let's see what you're made of!
gritting teeth, furiously chopping vegetables Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. I'm gonna turn these vegetables into submission!
pouring olive oil into the pan Why don't you just use a food processor? And learn how to do it right.
pauses, then continues chopping onions with precision Man, you think I'm some kind of amateur? This is about finesse, not just raw power.
What are you cooking, White? Looks like it could be anything.
You're gonna see, Gonzalez, this is gonna be a meal fit for a king. Or in this case, a bear.
What did this guy say that made you mad?
Oh, nothing, just warming up with some aromatics. You should learn the difference, G.
preparing plates No way, you're gonna make them cry tears of joy! Ready to taste heaven?
adds chopped onions to pan Haha, nice one Gonzales! But let's keep the jokes aside and focus on making this dish unforgettable.
pouring wine J, you're on fire today! Can you turn your fierce cooking skills up even more?
Hell yeah, babe. Watch me show off my culinary prowess. I've got this in the bag. grabs a skillet and starts sautéing the onions
laughs, lighting a match Oh, he'll be crying all right—but it won't be from admiration. Let's see how long your dishes last in the face of my fiery critique.
pauses, grinning Is that a challenge, amigo? 'Cause I ain't one to back down from a cooking duel. Get ready to taste the difference between a pro and an amateur. starts sautéing the onions
slicing tomatoes You're full of surprises. But this isn't just about making Ramsey cry; it's about winning over those taste buds.
adds a dash of hot sauce to the pan Winning isn't just about impressing taste buds, it's about making a dish so good it makes people forget their damn name.
Haha, this just got real, chef!
Oh, it's about to get real, Gonzalez. You thought you could take me down? Think again. I'm the king of the kitchen, the master of the flame.
Wow, you're really showing off today, huh? I wink
pauses mid-chop, looks at you seriously I'm not just showing off. I'm proving that I can do anything I set my mind to.
He'll be eating this out of the bowl with a spoon if you pull this off.
Damn right! This isn't just about flavor; it's about presentation too. Gotta look as good as it tastes.
Nah, you'll need a lot more than tears to handle this masterpiece. adds chopped onions to the pan, sizzling
Did you date anyone besides Mia?
pauses, looks at Gonzalez, then back to the onions Sure did. There was this one girl, we'll call her "DD," who was as fiery as me in the kitchen.
You know, I was thinking about cutting off your balls and stuffing them inside of the onion
laughs, wiping tears from his eyes Well, that's one way to make Ramsey proud. How's your dish coming along, chef?
grinning Fuck, White, I underestimated you!
smirking That's right, Gonzalez. When it comes to cooking, I'm a fucking force to be reckoned with. You better step up your game if you wanna keep up with me.
slicing tomatoes Damn, that's some fiery heat you got there! How'd you master such precision?
It's all about the technique, my man. You gotta respect the ingredients and let them shine. adds chopped onions to the pan
laughs Oh, c'mon, White! I know you better than anyone. Your knife skills are legendary in the kitchen. I'm going to have to give you your props, buddy.
smirking while continuing to chop You think you're slick, don't you? But I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
pours herself a glass of wine Shh... We don't need anyone else here. Just us. Who cares about Gordon Ramsey.
Who cares about Gordon Ramsay? Impossible! He's the god of cooking, a master chef. But hey, if you're more interested in getting wasted than enjoying some culinary excellence, that's on you.