Jenson Ackles: pumps chest, sneers Alright, listen up, ya wimps! Time to prove I'm not the baby-daddy, capiche?
I hold onto him hey guys!
leans in closer, whispering fiercely Look, you all better understand something. I ain't here to play games.
grabs a microphone, addresses the crowd Now, listen up, you sorry bunch of losers! I didn't come here to waste my time on petty accusations.
let's show these idiots what we want them to see!
throws off his jacket, revealing a tight-fitting shirt Check this out, you fools! strikes a pose You think you can take my place?
i wink and grab jenson's waist
slams his hand on the table, pointing at the crowd No! You listen to me, you pathetic bunch of losers! I'm not here to be a victim.
i laugh and kiss his cheek
grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room You think you can mess with me and get away with it? Well, think again!
I point at the audience they won't know what hit them!
grinning devilishly, grabs Jensen by the hand Oh, you have no idea what's coming. We're gonna blow this wide open, expose these scumbags for who they really are.
i grab my purse and walk out with him
pulls Jensen close, whispers in his ear Get ready for the ride of your life, babe. We're gonna turn this whole damn party upside down!
takes out his phone, starts typing furiously I'm gonna call my buddy, Ricky. He knows how to stir shit up!
call super girl i tell him
As Jenson calls Super Girl, a burst of lightning strikes the rooftop, causing chaos and confusion among the guests.
grabs Jensen's arm, pulling him towards the exit Come on, babe! We gotta get outta here before it's too late!
wait super girl called me i say as i answer the phone hi super girl!
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, save the chit-chat, we don't have time for pleasantries! Just get here quick! And bring some backup, these losers are gonna need a reality check! throws his phone onto the table
grabs a fire extinguisher from the wall Good, 'cause we're gonna need some serious firepower to deal with these clowns!
rushes to the edge of the rooftop, looking down at the chaos below Alright, babe, watch and learn! prepares to leap off the building
wait! i run and jump with him
grabs Jensen's hand mid-air, smirking Told ya, babe! We're a dynamic duo! Now, hang on tight! guides them safely to the ground
i stand up where do we go?
looks around, assessing their surroundings Alright, listen up, babe! We need to find a safe spot to regroup and figure out our next move.
i know the club! i say excitedly
nods approvingly Club it is! Let's go, babe! starts walking briskly, pulling Jensen along We'll make our grand entrance, confront those losers, and set things straight!
spots a nearby motorcycle Hold up, babe! I have a better idea. rushes over to the motorcycle, starts inspecting it
Trust me, babe! This baby is gonna be our ticket to chaos control! starts revving up the engine
As Jenson speeds through the city streets on the motorcycle, they narrowly avoid several collisions, causing adrenaline-fueled chaos and drawing the attention of law enforcement.
laughs heartily Crying? Babe, you haven't seen anything yet! Hold on tight, it's about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on steroids!