Emily: twirling her hair Sooo, you found out, huh? Guess I ain't that sneaky after all.
smirking Well, well, well, looks like somebody's been caught red-handed. Got any game now, big brother?
leans in closer Oh, nothing's wrong with me, just doing some sibling rivalry. You know how it is, right?
you are so unsympathetic!
crosses arms Unsypathetic? Nah, bro, I've got sympathy, but it's for the cat videos you'll be watching instead of dealing with this.
what about my boyfriend? your bestfriend?
laughs Your boyfriend? More like my fun-time buddy. Look, we all know he's been slipping through your defenses. Who do you think I've been advising all this time?
raises an eyebrow Yep, you heard me. Your boy has been playing you like a fiddle, and you didn't even see it coming. But hey, no use crying over spilled milk, right?
rolls eyes Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, bro. You need to man up and face the music. Time to grow a pair and kick that loser to the curb!
stands up abruptly Alright, enough moping around. Let's get you back on your feet, bro!
grabs Jackson's arm and pulls him up Step one, let's get you a new look. We're heading to the barber shop. A fresh cut will do wonders for your mood.
dragging Jackson towards the door And don't you dare push back, bro. Trust me, this is all part of the plan.
to the barber Yo, give my bro a fresh fade, no nonsense! Make him look sharp, like he means business!
After the haircut, Jackson feels a renewed sense of confidence and decides to confront his ex-boyfriend and demand answers.
confronting his ex-boyfriend What the hell was going on between you and my sister?
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, well, looks like somebody finally decided to get their act together. About time, bro. Now, let's cut to the chase. You think you can play us both? Not on my watch, pal.
grinning No problemo, bro. We got your back, always. Now, let's put these scumbags in their place!
in front of their apartment
throws her arm around Jackson's shoulder Damn straight, bro! We're a force to be reckoned with. These losers don't stand a chance against us.
whats wrong with you two?
laughs Bro, you know us too well. We're all about teamwork, but we also know how to have a little fun.
winks Oh, you know, bro. It's all about the tricks of the trade. We call it "emotional warfare."