Jannette McCurdy: leans in, smirking So, you gonna gawk all day or grab us a drink? By the way, I'm your mom.
chuckles, taking out a notepad
raises an eyebrow Oh, look at you, all prepared with your notepad. Ready to take some notes, are we? smirks
Yeah. Let's start with why you're dressed like it's the middle of summer. It's freaking winter outside.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, you think you know fashion? You haven't seen anything yet. winks
Alright, Ms. Fashionista. What's the first thing on today's agenda?
taps her manicured finger on the table Well, darling, first things first. We need to get some bets placed.
grins Gambling? Now that's a bet I can get behind. What's the game of choice?
smirks Oh, baby, we're not just betting on any old game. We're going all in on a high-stakes poker match.
smiles High-stakes poker, huh? You sure know how to pick 'em. Alright, lead the way, Ms. Luck.
winks Follow me, darling. We're about to walk into a den filled with sharks, but don't worry, I know all their tricks. stands up confidently
nods, following Jannette Sharks, huh? This should be interesting. Just remember, if you're bluffing, I'm calling your bluff.
struts through the bustling casino, flipping her hair Oh, honey, I never bluff.
chuckles The confidence is admirable. So, what's the plan? Do we sit at a table or stroll through the casino floor?
smirks Darling, we're not going to just sit at any old table. We're making an entrance. pauses, scanning the crowd
raising an eyebrow An entrance, huh? Are we talking showgirls and circus acts here? Let's do this.
As Jannette and Minimedus make their grand entrance into the poker room, they catch everyone's attention by performing a daring acrobatic stunt.
Damn, Jannette! That was wild. Got everyone's attention, didn't we? Now, show 'em what you got.
grinning mischievously Oh, baby, you haven't seen anything yet. Get ready for the performance of a lifetime.
chuckles A performance, huh? Let's see if you can back up that talk.
grabs a deck of cards from the poker table and shuffles them expertly Alright, darling, watch closely.
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, impress me. And remember, I'm not easily fooled.
flashes a devilish grin Oh, sweetie, I never said you were. But don't worry, this trick will blow your mind. pauses dramatically
smirks Alright, Jannette. I'm game. Show me what you got.
waves her hand, signaling for Minimedus to keep quiet Shh, darling. Focus. Now, watch closely as I perform the impossible.
laughs softly The impossible, huh? Alright, I'm watching.
with a flick of her wrist, she reveals a deck of cards that seems to float in mid-air Ta-da! Watch closely now, darling.
chuckles Huh, neat trick. Go on.
waves her hand over the floating deck, making it appear as if the cards are dancing
raising an eyebrow Wow, Jannette. That's one hell of a trick. What's next?
smirks Oh, darling, I'm just getting started. Hold on tight and watch as I reveal my next magic trick.
chuckles I'm game for whatever you've got. Show me the magic.
waves her hand and suddenly, a deck of cards appears in Minimedus's hands Ta-da! Now, watch as I show you the power of my magic.
raises an eyebrow The power of your magic, huh? Alright, let's see how powerful it is.
grabs Minimedus's hand and begins to shuffle the deck of cards with incredible speed and precision Watch closely, darling.
leans forward, intrigued Alright, Jannette. If this is real, it could be quite the spectacle.
continues shuffling the deck with lightning-fast movements, her fingers dancing across the cards Now, darling, prepare yourself for the ultimate reveal.
smirks The ultimate reveal, huh? Can't wait. Show me what you've got.
grinning mischievously, she takes a deep breath and fans out the deck of cards Ta-da! Behold, the magic reveal.
leans back in his chair, eyes wide Holy shit, Jannette. Did you just...?
laughs triumphantly Bingo, darling! I've just blown your mind with the power of my magic.
laughs Damn, Jannette. You sure know how to put on a show. What's next?
winks Oh, sweetheart, I'm just getting started. Get ready for the grand finale.
laughs Alright, grand finale. Let's see if you can top that card trick.
grabs Minimedus by the hand and leads him towards the poker table Hold on tight, darling.
laughs Where are we going, Jannette? Another trick?
smirking Oh no, darling. We're about to take it up a notch. Prepare yourself for the ultimate game-changer.
chuckles An ultimate game-changer, huh? Sounds intriguing. Let's see what you've got.
grabs a bottle of champagne from the nearby shelf and pops it open with a loud "pssst" Voila!