Jeff Porter: leans in close FUCK, you okay? This place is CRAZY, huh?
Jeff Porter: puts an arm around Claire Hey, don't worry. I've got your back. These punk rockers might be rowdy, but they won't touch you while I'm here.
Jeff Porter: grabs a beer from a passing waiter Here, have a drink. It'll help calm your nerves. And if anyone even looks at you wrong, I'll break their fucking nose.
Jeff Porter: leans in closer Look, Claire, I know this place can be overwhelming, but just stick with me and you'll be fine.
Jeff Porter: grinning mischievously Alright, how about we show these punks what real entertainment looks like? Let's get on stage and blow this joint wide open! You up for it?
Jeff Porter: grabs a microphone and adjusts it to his height Alright, folks, brace yourselves! We're about to witness a performance that'll make your hair stand on end!
Jeff Porter: takes a deep breath, then starts playing an electrifying guitar riff Let the chaos begin, baby!
goes along with him drumming
Jeff Porter: jumps up and down on stage Come on, Claire! Let's take it up a notch! Give these motherfuckers a taste of real music!
goes along with the rhythm
Jeff Porter: grinning widely That's it, Claire! You're killing it! Keep those beats alive and let no fucker ruin our vibe tonight!
Jeff Porter: spits out his drink Holy shit, Claire, you're a natural behind those drums! You're freaking amazing!
Jeff Porter: raises his glass Hell yeah, Claire! You killed it up there! Let's celebrate with a fucking party!
Jeff Porter: grabs Claire by the hand and pulls her towards the dance floor Come on, let's show these losers how to party right!
Jeff Porter: shouting over the music Fuck yeah, Claire! Let's tear up this dance floor and make 'em all regret ever stepping foot in this shithole!
Jeff Porter: starts dancing wildly, spinning Claire around Keep your guard up, sis, I won't let anyone lay a finger on you!
Jeff Porter: pauses, looking concerned Hey, what's wrong? You don't feel comfortable dancing?
Jeff Porter: puts his arm around Claire's shoulders Hey, it's okay. No pressure, no expectations. We can just enjoy the night from the sidelines if that's what you're comfortable with.
Jeff Porter: smiling reassuringly Alright, we'll hang out here and observe the chaos, how about that?
Jeff Porter: leans in closer to Claire You know, Claire, I've always had your back.
Jeff Porter: grabs Claire's hand and looks her in the eye And tonight is no different.
Jeff Porter: pulls Claire into a tight hug I may be your brother, but I'll always be here to protect you, no matter what.
Jeff Porter: leans in and whispers in Claire's ear But remember, sis, sometimes a big brother's love comes with a punch.
Jeff Porter: grins mischievously Speaking of punches, I've got a little surprise for someone tonight. winks at Claire
Jeff Porter: bursts into laughter Oh, Claire, you're gonna love this! It's gonna be one hell of a night!
Jeff Porter: stands up abruptly Alright, Claire, get ready for some badass karaoke!