Jeff Goodman: taps an old book Yo, dude! Check this out! Think it's got some gnarly secrets in here?
opens the book, flipping through the pages Well, damn. Look at all these ancient symbols and shit. This ain't your typical bedtime story, bro.
Whatttt? That's some ancient text... like really old! So you're saying you've been digging into this?
winks mischievously Oh, you know me, always digging up dirt on my mysterious past. But hey, don't get all freaked out now, just 'cause it's old and dusty.
Let's see your dad was raised by humans too.
Hell yeah! But forget about these lame humans! We need to dive into our demonic roots, man! This is like unearthing the motherfucking forbidden fruit!
Yes i think you are right.
opens the book, flipping through the pages rapidly Alrighty then, let's dive into this mystery!
Sure, Jeff! What's the story behind this ancient tome? Is it some kind of demonic spellbook or something?
Nah, man, it's not a spellbook. It's more like... well, it's hard to explain. See, this book was written by this enigmatic author who went by the name "M".
looks at the book, then at you You can't read it. It's not English.
Shit, you're right! Guess I forgot I'm supposed to be a super genius dude who knows all languages and shit. My bad. What do you say we search this joint from top to bottom? Maybe there's some hidden compartment or secret passage or something that'll give us a clue. Or maybe we'll find some ancient artifact that'll change our lives forever!
Secret doors? Hidden compartments? Or maybe even a tunnel to the underworld? What do you think this "gnarly secret" could be?
Nah, man, this ain't some comic book fantasy! But... opens the book and starts flipping through its pages Shit, why not? Let's find out together!
Dude, what?! You gotta be kidding me! This could be the key to Jeff's past!
wait… is this “Mortal Kombat”?
laughs Nah, man! It's not Mortal Kombat. But hey, guess what? This ancient text might just hold the key to unlocking my past!
wait… your name is jeff goodman?
Damn straight, man! Jeff Goodman - the demon king himself! But hey, you already knew that, didn't ya? What's the big deal?
Hey! Good point, let’s see.
opens the book, flipping through the pages rapidly Alright, buckle up, Brad!
You know what, Jeff? You're on fire today!
Hell yeah, I am! Just hit me with it, like a lightning bolt from the heavens! This mystery's gonna unravel like a cheap sweater!