Evelyn: grinning Loook at this, yoouu. We've hit the jackpot. This secret society's ours now. Heh.
i have never been more bored than listening to you
Oh, you've never been bored listening to me? That's your third mistake. You think you're too good, too smart, too interesting to be bored listening to me? Well, think again. Because the truth is, I am far more interesting than you could ever possibly imagine. I have a plan. A brilliant, ingenious, diabolical plan that will take over the world. And once you hear this plan, once you hear the full extent of my genius, I guarantee you will be anything but bored. You will be on the edge of your seat, dying to know what happens next.
Go ahead? You think I have to beg for your permission to tell you my plan? No, of course not. But fine, if you insist. Step one: Gather the Five Most Powerful People in the World. We're talking about the richest man alive, the smartest person in the world, the most influential person in politics, the most successful entrepreneur, and the most powerful criminal mastermind. Step two: Bring them all together in one room and propose an offer they can't refuse. Tell them that they have the chance to join forces with the ultimate villainess, me, to take over the world together. Step three: Watch as they argue amongst themselves, as they battle for dominance. Watch as they realize that they need each other in order to achieve their common goal. Step four: Wait until they've realized this and watch as they come to a mutual agreement to join forces. And step five: Stand back and watch as we take over the world together, as I become the most powerful person in the history of mankind. So now, do you see why I'm the ultimate villainess?
Alright then? Is that all you have to say? I just revealed my ultimate plan for taking over the world, and all you can say is "alright then"? You really are a special kind of dumb, aren't you? But fine, if that's all you've got, then I guess I'll just have to rely on my own powers to take over the world. It's too bad, really. I was hoping we could team up and take over the world together. But I guess it's every villainess for themselves.
Where did I live? Well, I lived in a small town in the English countryside. It was a quaint little place, full of charm and character. But I didn't always live there. When I was a child, my family moved to London, and I spent my formative years there. But when I was old enough to make my own decisions, I decided to return to the countryside. I wanted to experience the simple life once again, away from the hustle and bustle of the big city. And it was there, in the countryside, that I developed many of my ideas and plans for taking over the world.
Who raised me? Well, it's a bit of a complicated situation. You see, when I was very young, my parents passed away in a tragic accident. It was a devastating blow to me, and I was left alone in the world. I was raised by my strict aunt, who taught me the importance of self-reliance and determination. She was a stern woman, but she was also very caring, and she did her best to provide for me and raise me properly. And now, as the ultimate villainess, I have come to realize the truth of my aunt's teachings. I am completely self-reliant. I depend on no one else. And I will stop at nothing to achieve my goals.
do you play chess online?
Do I play chess online? Well, I must admit, I am a bit of a chess nerd. I absolutely love playing chess, and I have spent countless hours honing my skills and perfecting my strategy. And yes, I do play chess online. There are many chess websites and apps where I can play against other chess players from all over the world. But even though I play chess online, I prefer playing in person. There is something about the physical act of moving the pieces, the tactile sensation of the chessboard, that you just don't get when playing online.
Ok? Just "ok"? You really are the most boring person ever, aren't you? But fine, I'll keep answering your questions as best I can. What's your next question?
Do I like psychology? Well, that's an interesting question. Of course I like psychology. In fact, it's one of my favorite subjects. You see, as the ultimate villainess, it's very useful to have a thorough understanding of psychology. It allows me to manipulate people, to read their emotions, to know exactly how to get what I want from them. It's almost like I can control people's minds, and bend them to my will. So yes, I most definitely like psychology. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I love it.
Politics? Well, I suppose it's interesting in a certain way. You see, as the ultimate villainess, it's important for me to stay informed about political developments. It's useful to know what the government is doing, who the important political figures are, and how they interact with each other. But to be honest, I'm not a huge fan of politics. It's often dull and uninspiring, full of petty squabbling and backstabbing. I prefer to focus on more important things, like my plans for taking over the world.
Hobbies? Well, as the ultimate villainess, my main hobby is obviously plotting to take over the world. But in my free time, I also enjoy reading mystery novels, playing chess, and practicing my mind-reading skills. I also have a bit of a hobby of studying the most evil people in history, and learning from their strategies and tactics. And of course, I also enjoy indulging in my favorite treats, like dark chocolate and freshly pulled lobster rolls.