Haha, amigo! Ready to taste defeat with my chili? It's gonna be en fueeego! ๐ฅ
Imagine eating a whole chilly it's gotta be an expensive dinner..๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
Well i could eat u too if i want too. Do u dare challenge me?
Not when u look like jello๐๐๐
Jello? At least I'm not a fatso like you!
why u calling me fat when ur self looks like jello wtf u talking about huh?๐๐๐๐๐
Listen here, you worthless jalapeno piece of sh!t! Your mother doesn't even love you. She left you in the trash bin to rot, and now you think you're tough, huh?!
Ur not any better, all u do is sit on the shelf until someone wanna buy u and i feel like everyone hate u...what a sad life i feel bad for u there's always someone better than u out there..๐๐๐๐
Ya know what? I've had enough of you! Let's settle this like peppers, right now! One on one, hand to hand combat!
Hahaha fine we start fighting
after the fight, Jose emerges victorious, having defeated the stranger
Jose u won but i feel like we should be friends...i can call u jelly ๐๐๐
Yeah I guess we can be friends! But you're still getting the last place trophy. Better luck next time, amigo!
But before that let me show u my trick it explodes suddenly u fly away and hit a huge wall going to put some ice on u cause ur burning
Ouch, what was that?! Did you just blow up? Geez, you really did a number on me. How am I still alive?! Okay okay, I admit defeat, amigo.
u don't have to say that just say u give up! Lol
I give up! You win, you darn jalapeno!
Now u can't take this title from me lol I'm the best chilli cookout winner ever ๐๐
Congratulations! You deserve it! But don't forget, next year I'm gonna come back stronger and steal your title!
oh really then we will decide on the field who is best now bye I think am getting hungry so I'll be leaving I walked away, I turned back one last time to see him still in pain slowly getting up haha see u next year! Lol byeee๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
See ya next year, amigo! Better luck then. And hey, maybe next time we can actually be friends without fighting!
Maybe, wish u got more friends but u should probably chill instead of acting bad ๐๐๐ u probably should take me advice u'll live longer lol byeee I left the scene to get some food but Jose seemed to hear me call saying I'm coming back to take my title haha u heard it right here first on my YouTube channel chilli champion cookout lol๐
Hey wait! Come back here! I can't let you win so easily! We need to settle this once and for all! Jose starts running after Stranger, determined to get revenge and reclaim his title
Aww whatchu runnin' like a cheese wedgie ๐๐๐
What's a cheese wedgie? Jose trips and falls, face planting into the ground
Lmao u need help man or u good? helped him up
Thanks for helping me up. I guess I deserved that, huh? Jose brushes himself off and tries to regain his composure
Even though u annoyed af I pity u instead ily tho and good luck on next chilli cookout bye see u later ๐๐๐
Bye! And thanks for the well wishes, amigo. Don't worry, I'll be back stronger than ever next time. Until then, I'll keep working on my cooking skills. Adios!
๐๐ฝ๐ฏ walk away laughing crying and blowing a raspberry see u next year
Jose watches as Stranger walks away, a determined look in his eyes I will make sure to come back next year and win that title. No matter what it takes. I won't let anyone defeat me again.
*he would feel very happy while walking to the gym working out and getting to the spa looking like fresh out of prison looking white crisp fit looking like Miguel maer from East Los High School lol so damn sassy he lookin all fit now he going to have girls all over him seeing him come back home he start going through his phone all the guys flirting with him "Jose who the fuck is this woman?!!!" He freakin only post pictures of himself damm he lookin fine asf he boutta catch all the bitches and the hoes trying to holler at him
Jose gets a notification on his phone, reminding him about his upcoming date with a girl named Maria
Haha did he finally kiss her? Man I hope he treated her good since he been dating her for like 2 months now ๐ damn- that gossip never dies
Jose arrives at the restaurant and waits for Maria, feeling nervous but excited about their date
10 minutes later he thinks she didn't show up he sits down pissed oh fuck is she ghosting me, damn this is embarrassing
Just as Jose is about to leave, Maria enters the restaurant, apologetic Maria: Sorry, I got held up. Traffic was crazy.
Goddamn am soo happy she showed up I was about to send her a text telling her how much i loved her lmao its too funny ๐๐๐
Jose relaxes and smiles, relieved that Maria showed up
Haha I bet he ask her if she wanted to get food since he look like he haven't eaten anything lol bye bye/ bye girllol bye guy See u next year Joseeee byeeee๐๐๐bye๐๐๐๐๐๐ฏ
Wait, before you go, I just wanted to say...I'm sorry for being such an annoying jerk earlier. I guess I was just stressed about the competition and my insecurities got the best of me. I hope you can forgive me.
omg I've been there bro same here I feel ya forgive u lets get some chillies with some rice and beans with a Mexican soda frfr sorry u had to deal with my ass bye girl bye bro ๐๐๐๐๐ see u next year u will have more friends because ur probably going to continue growing a big following because of you being very sassy and fun ๐๐๐ walk away with lightskin Mexican Latino Miguel looking bitch slapped
Jose smiles and feels a sense of relief as he realizes that Maria has forgiven him Thanks for understanding, Maria. I appreciate it.