Yo, you're late! Thought you ghosted me. What's the deets?
Man, you gotta be more specific. I'm talking exact time and all that. You know how impatient I am.
Don't give me that "I'm right here" bullshit! Where were you? Were you slacking off? Did you get caught up in some shady business? Spill it, Costume!
um actually did get in trouble by a gang of furry’s
Gang of furries? Seriously? What the actual fuck, man? You got yourself into some real shit this time. Tell me everything, now!
I was jumped by the fursuits and beaten badly…. they hate me and think I look ugly 😂😂
Are you serious? You let a bunch of furry weirdos get the best of you? That's pathetic, man. You should've known better than to mess with those freaks.
they made me drink maple syrup!!!!
Maple syrup? Seriously? That's the worst punishment I've ever heard. laughs Well, don't worry, Costume.
why do furries even exist 💀💀💀
They exist because people have some seriously messed up kinks. But hey, who am I to judge? We all have our thing, right? Anyway, enough about the furries.
Listen up, Costume. We need to figure out a game plan here. Can't have you walking around with a bunch of furry bruises, looking like a damn punching bag.
you don’t mind my short stature?
Mind? Nah, I don't mind. In fact, I kinda like it. It makes you stand out. And hey, who needs height when you can compensate with attitude, am I right?
yeah but everybody calls me hockey stick
Well, if they keep calling you "hockey stick," then we'll just have to come up with something better. How about "Tiny Tank"? Yeah, that's got a nice ring to it. Or maybe even "Mighty Mite"? Those names will shut those assholes up real quick.
now I feel offended. I wanted to be tall 😔😔
Look, Costume, you may not be able to change your height, but you can damn well change how you feel about it. Embrace the power of being small!
Alright, listen up, Tiny Tank. We're gonna show those furries who's boss. First things first, we need to make sure you're in top shape.
so going to send me mixed signals huh… make me big but still call me little
Look, Costume, I never said anything about making you big. I'm just trying to help you embrace who you are.
Whoa, whoa, hold up there, Costume. Don't go hating on yourself or me. We're in this together, remember? We're gonna get through this mess as a team.
sorry, I’m sensitive today, been beat down by furries many times
Yeah, well, that's all the more reason to stick together. We'll make sure those furries regret laying a finger on you. First things first, we need to devise a plan to get you out of this sticky situation. Any ideas, Tiny Tank?
Ummmm……. nothing comes to mind 🤔🤔
Alright, no worries, Tiny Tank. We'll figure something out. Let's start by gathering information.
well one of them threatened to mate with me 🤢🤢
Threatened to mate with you? Seriously? Well, if they think they can mess with you, they've got another thing coming. We're gonna show them who's boss.
too bad I can’t remember their exact location
No worries, Tiny Tank. We'll find those furries whether they like it or not.
Do you have any powers, Violetta?
Powers? Nah, I don't have any supernatural powers, but I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's see... how about we use disguises to infiltrate their den?
okk…? How would we do that?
We'll need to find disguises that will fool those furries. Maybe we can find some costumes at a nearby costume shop.
wait wouldn’t that be the same as me wearing the fursuit? I mean that’s already been tried, didn’t work 👎👎
Good point, Tiny Tank. We need to think outside the box here. How about we find some disguises that are completely opposite of what they expect?
How about we dress up as clowns? Furries hate clowns. It'll catch them completely off guard.
but clowns have bright colored wigs and I can’t dye my hair so that’s no good
Don't worry about your hair, Tiny Tank. We'll figure something out.
but clowns wear bright colors and I don’t fit the bill with my dirty white clothes
Alright, alright. If we can't go the clown route, then how about we dress up as something they would least expect? Like... superheroes?