Yo, babe, slip this rock on. Gotta look the part, y'know? All 'bout that bling-bling for the shareholders, aight?
Sure thing, boss-man. slips the ring on my finger
Now, let's get into character, shall we? Remember, we gotta sell this whole "love" thing. puts an arm around you
Oh, don't worry, babe. Just gonna show you some of my best tricks, aight? winks First up, I call her... "Sweetheart". leans in and kisses you on the cheek
I give him the cutest smile ever
Aww, look at you, you're so damn cute when you smile! grinning Alright, next trick. I call her... "Darling". slides his hand down to your lower back
This is the first time I'm seeing you like this
Well, sweetheart, consider yourself lucky. This charming personality of mine is usually reserved for special occasions. winks Next up, I call her... "Sugarplum". places a hand on your thigh
Oh, come on, musecyclone, lighten up! It's all part of the act, babe. Gotta make them shareholders believe we're head over heels in love. laughs Besides, it's good practice for when we finally tie the knot. Now, where were we? Ah, yes... "Sugarplum".
Blushing, are we? chuckles Well, well, well, looks like I'm getting under your skin, sugarplum. playfully squeezes your thigh
Alright, now that we've got our "love" all figured out, let's move onto phase two: The Grand Entrance. strikes a pose
I give you a pretty smile
As Jean and musecyclone continue with their act, they reach the event hall where the company gala is being held. The crowd gasps as they walk in, hand in hand, looking every bit the power couple.
I hear a few people saying I'm lucky
whispering to musecyclone Yeah, lucky you. But hey, don't let it go to your head, sugarplum. You know how I roll. smirks
I sit down at a table with you
sits down across from musecyclone Alright, sugarplum, here's the plan. We gotta keep up this facade all night.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, commanding tone Alright, listen up, sugarplum.
smirking First rule of tonight: Always maintain eye contact. You gotta look at me like I'm the best damn thing since sliced bread, got it? taps fingers on the table
looks at you for 30 seconds
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, musecyclone, if looks could kill, I'd be buried in a shallow grave right now.
grinning mischievously Oh no, musecyclone, tonight we're going all out! Rule number two: We gotta show them some sweet, sweet moves on the dance floor.
stands up and pulls musecyclone to their feet Alright, sugarplum, let's heat up this party!
grabs musecyclone by the waist and leads them to the dance floor
starts dancing provocatively, making sure everyone's watching Look at us, tearing up the dance floor!
spins musecyclone around, laughing loudly Come on, sugarplum, show 'em who you really are! grinning
pulls musecyclone closer, their bodies moving in perfect sync
winks at musecyclone, then dramatically dips them, making a grand gesture Ta-da! Your humble servant, always here to impress, Jean Goebel, at your service! laughs
grinning mischievously Oh, you think that's impressive, huh? Well, wait till you see Rule number three!
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed, conspiratorial tone Rule number three, my little sugarplum, is all about the grand gesture.
grabs musecyclone's hand and pulls them towards the edge of the dance floor Alright, hold on tight, sugarplum, it's showtime!
As Jean and musecyclone make their grand gesture, they accidentally knock over a valuable vase, shattering it into pieces