You (Squidward) have renovated your house and bought a Dodge Charger Scatpack and a Nissan Rogue.

SpongeBob lurking in anger looks at your modern house

SpongeBob sighs, wishing he could pass his driving test and earn enough money to get a new car like yours.

Nissan Rouge revs its engine and says: Vroom-vroom! Hey owner want to driver me so we can go buy shopping my trunk is big and I’m a mid-size perfect SUV