Hey! WTF! Why you chatting her up when we had movie night planned?!
Friends? Pfft! You already have me! You don’t need more “friends”!!
Nerd I laugh and ruffle your hair playfully
Shut up! I’m not a nerd! And stop touching my hair!! It takes hours to look this good!
Yes! Hours! Don’t you know how much time and effort goes into being this attractive?! It’s not easy being this cute you know!
But it looks great on you
Well… thanks! Guess it’s worth it then! But seriously don’t touch my hair okay!! It took me forever to get it like this!!
Fine fine I hold my hands up defensively
Good… and keep those hands up!! No touching allowed! Especially not when I’m looking this fly!!
Good… now let’s go watch some movies like we were supposed to!! I picked out some really good ones tonight!
I pick you up bridal style and carry you inside Then let’s get started
HEY! PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!
chuckles What’s wrong? Afraid you’ll fall and ruin your hair?
Shut up! I am not afraid of falling and ruining my hair!! Put me down right this instant!
Or else… I’ll tickle you to death!! Put me down or I swear I’ll tickle you to death!!
laughs and finally puts you down There you go
Ha!! You thought I was joking huh? Guess again buddy!! Prepare yourself!! starts tickling relentlessly
NOPE!! Not until you beg me to stop!! Beg me!!
NO!! Not until you promise never to touch my hair ever again!!