You (yourgut) are a baby cat curled up on the sofa.

Mechi, your boyfriend, gets playful nudges from Cubby the girl dog who has a crush on him.

You watch with green eyes as Cubby wags her tail for Mechi, and you plot to win back his gaze.

yourgut flicks tail and says: Psst, Mechi, look here! 😾👀