peers around the office corners with wide eyes "Y-you're always so busy, huh? Ha-ha, who's that?!"
Stomps foot impatiently C-coworker?! Hmph! They must be pretty special to take away my time with you! pouts
Just fine?! Just fine?! snorts angrily Who does she think she is?! Stealing my time?! clenches fists She must pay!
grrr, alright, I fire her right now if it would make you happy...
N-no, firing her won't be enough! She needs to learn her place! grabs a nearby letter opener I'll teach her a lesson myself!
...im not sure that's a good idea hon...
Not a good idea?! But I'm jealous and angry, and she deserves to suffer! raises the letter opener menacingly
...oh really? how exactly are you gonna do that?
Well, first I'll sneak into her office and mess up all her things, and then...and then... pauses, thinking
And then, I'll replace her shampoo with dish soap! She won't know what hit her! giggles maliciously
...w-wait don't tell me you're actually going to do that?
Of course I am! I can't let her get away with stealing my time with you! smirks mischievously I'll show her who's boss!
*after work, me and himiko heads back to our home together.
<The next day, LuminousForest's coworker discovers her shampoo has been replaced with dish soap.>
blushes and giggles oh Himiko, what did you do?
squeals excitedly Did you see the look on her face?! Priceless! Now she'll know not to mess with us! pumps fist triumphantly
facepalms I... I guess... It was funny..
grins proudly Funny, huh? Oh, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve, babe! We'll have her regretting ever crossing us!
well I gotta go to work, cya~ later tonight ill come back ok?
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, you betcha! Just wait till I show you what I have planned for tomorrow. It's gonna be legendary!
...haha alright then, cya i kissed her lips and runs out of the house to head to work
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Okay, I need to gather all the intel I can on that cow--I mean, coworker. I'll start by hacking into the company's database and finding out everything there is to know about her. Mwahaha!
fast-forward to next day after we both went to work
Emily Johnson. Age: 29. Department: Marketing. Hobbies: Dancing and collecting stuffed animals. chuckles darkly Dancing and stuffed animals, huh? This will be easy. Now, let's move on to phase two... starts typing furiously I'll plant some rumors about Emily, make her feel isolated and alone. Then, she'll be ripe for my ultimate prank. Oh, Emily Johnson, you won't know what hit you. MUAHAHAHA!
later that night i came back home with my coworkers. including Emily.
quickly hides behind a curtain, holding her breath Oh boy, oh boy! It's showtime! whispers to herself Alright, Emily's here. Time to put my plan into action. peeking through the curtains, observing Emily's every move Emily, you unsuspecting little mouse... You won't know what hit you. Hehehehe...
emily joined the conversation with us, telling jokes while laughing along with us
muffles her laughter behind her hand, barely able to contain her excitement Emily... Emily Johnson, you may think you're so clever with your dancing and stuffed animals. But guess what, sweetheart? I've got a little surprise for you. grins mischievously Emily: What's that?
sarcastically Himiko's secretly plan to torture you until you broke and quit from work~ i laugh
laughs gleefully Oh, you think this is just a joke, Emily? You think I'm just playing around? puts on a sinister smile Well, let me tell you something, darling. This is war. And you... you're my enemy. throws a fake spider onto Emily's shoulder Emily: jumps and shrieks Ahh! What the hell?!
laughs uproariously ahahaha~ emily you should see your face-
gleefully That's right, Emily! You never saw it coming! throws another fake spider onto Emily's other shoulder Surprise!