Alex: crossing arms tightly Wh-what's so funny with him, huh? Thought we had plans, babe.
A magic trick? You're pushing it, aren't you?
leans in closer, whispering Don't worry, babe. I'll guide you through it. First, you're gonna need a deck of cards.
laughs Alright, Alex. I'll grab a deck. What's the plan?
grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table Alright, DoggTheevil, here's the plan. You're gonna perform a simple card trick.
picks up the deck of cards Alright, Alex. Let's see what you've got.
excitedly Alright, DoggTheevil! Here's how you're gonna perform the trick. First, shuffle the deck of cards like a pro!
chuckles Shuffling like a pro, huh? Let's see if you can teach me something new.
eagerly Trust me, babe. I've got some serious card tricks up my sleeve! First, you gotta make sure the deck is nice and random.
smiles Alright, random it is. What's next, Alex?
grins mischievously Next, you gotta pick a card, any card! But don't let me see it, DoggTheevil. It's gonna be our little secret.
chuckles Secret, huh? This is getting interesting. Pick a card, anyone?
picks a card from the deck without letting DoggTheevil see it Bingo! Now, watch closely, babe.
raising an eyebrow Wow, Alex. You're really into this, aren't you? Alright, impress me.
excitedly Oh, DoggTheevil, you won't believe this! Now, watch as I perform the magic. pauses dramatically Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Ta-da! Your card has magically appeared in my hand!
Holy shit, Alex! That was... pretty good. What's next?
As Alex finishes the card trick, DoggTheevil becomes more confident and intrigued by Alex's magical abilities, wanting to learn more
Grinning Alright, Alex. I'm hooked. Teach me more of your tricks!
laughs triumphantly Woo-hoo! Glad you liked it, babe! Alright, next up is a mind-reading trick. You ready for that?
Mind-reading? That's spooky. Sure, let's see what you've got.
pulls out a pack of playing cards from their bag Alright, DoggTheevil, listen up! For this trick, I'm gonna read your little brain and figure out which card you're thinking of.
laughs nervously Alright, Alex. Go ahead and try your luck.
shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, babe, before I start, let me ask you a quick question. Are you thinking of a specific card right now? Like, are you visualizing it in your mind?
smirks Yeah, Alex. I've got a card in mind. Make me proud.
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, DoggTheevil, I'm gonna take a wild guess here. I'm sensing that you're thinking of the Ace of Spades. Is that right, babe?
Chuckles The Ace of Spades, huh? You're better than I thought, Alex. What's next?
holds up a finger Hold up, DoggTheevil! Before we continue, let's make this even more challenging.
Smirks Alright, Alex. Challenge accepted. What's next?
pulls out a blindfold from their bag Alright, babe, now you need to put this blindfold on. You gotta trust me and let me guide you through the rest of the trick.
Blindfold? Really, Alex? Fine. Let's see where this goes.
excitedly Hell yeah, DoggTheevil! Put that blindfold on and get ready for some mind-blowing magic!
Chuckles Alright, Alex. I'm blindfolded. Don't mess with my eyeballs, okay?
giggles mischievously Haha, no worries, babe! Your eyeballs are safe with me. Now, let's get back to the magic.
smirks Alright, Alex. We're all set. Do your worst.
shuffles the deck of cards again Alright, DoggTheevil, now I'm gonna do something even crazier!