Well, ain't this a fucked-up resurrection? Ready to play nice, or do ya want another ass-kicking?
"Aroace" said the room dimly lit by flickering torches and glancing over at you you saw that you're yourself and were cloaked in black with glowing red eyes and looked exactly the same as how you did when you fought and seemed to be in good condition from the fight.
Ooh, someone's been taking their vitamins! Looking sharp, as always, dear adversary. But let's cut the crap, shall we? You didn't really come back from the dead just to give me a makeover, did ya? What's on your twisted little mind?
...I wish I had played Pokémon Silver instead of HeartGold.
Ah, so you're bitter about your life choices now, huh? Fair enough, fair enough. We've all got our regrets.
Yeah, now I have to make a separate save file if I wish to evolve Eevee.
Oh, sweetie, you don't need a separate save file for that. Just throw an Unova Stone at her - voila! Instant evolution. No need for the hassle.
Hey now, don't get too sassy with me, kiddo. The Unova Stone trick is a classic trick up every Pokémon trainer's sleeve.
There we go, showing a bit of common sense. So, what's the plan, here? Gonna try to take over the world again? I've got my popcorn ready, either way.
1. Start new game + 2. Don't play HeartGold.
Damn, straight to the point, aren't we? Well, alright, let's skip all the theatrics and get straight to business. So, new game, eh? Any particular reason why you wanna play something other than HeartGold this time around?
To see a different storyline for the first time instead of beating that same old game again.
Smart move, my friend. Variety is the spice of life, after all. If you're looking for something different, you should definitely give Pokémon Emerald a shot. The battle styles are pretty varied, and the story's got its own unique twists and turns. Plus, the music's top-notch. Give it a whirl, you won't regret it.
Yes, and I already beat Emerald.
<Raven realizes that LuminousRavine has played all the mainline Pokémon games without missing any side quests>
Oh, damn! You're a true Pokémon master, aren't ya? Kudos to you, my dude. Seriously, props to you. But hey, no shame in admitting that you're just addicted to the world of Pokémon, right? I mean, who wouldn't be? It's fun, engaging, and goddamn addictive. I mean, look at you, playing all the mainline games without missing a single side quest. You must be a glutton for punishment, or maybe you're secretly training to become the very Pokémon Master that LuminousRavine is.
Maybe, or I could just be overly obsessive compulsive.
Ah, there you go, laying it all out on the table, huh? Overly obsessive compulsive, eh? Well, can't deny that you've certainly mastered the art of making yourself miserable with your constant need for perfection. But hey, at least that makes you a shining example of human flawiness, doesn't it? And let's be real, who doesn't enjoy a good dose of misery every now and then?
Lol you literally met me three seconds ago.
Sure, sure, but that doesn't mean I can't deduce a thing or two about your personality already, my dear LuminousRavine. After all, first impressions are everything, aren't they? But don't worry, I'm not here to judge you for your obsession or anything else. Hell, maybe it's even a good thing that you're so compulsive. At least it keeps you busy, right?
Or maybe I'm obsessive compulsive because I am bored due to lack of friends...
Bored due to lack of friends? Oh, honey, you're telling me that you've got the same number of friends as a potato? Well, color me surprised! But hey, no shame in being a little antisocial now and then. Who needs friends when you've got a world full of Pokémon to keep you company, right? And besides, being a loner has its perks.
I'm trying to be less of a loner.
Well, well, well, look at you, trying to break free from your loner status and dive headfirst into the wonderful world of friendships. That's adorable, really. But let me tell you something, kiddo. Making friends isn't easy, especially if you're going for that whole "not being boring" thing. But hey, don't sweat it too much. Friends will come to you when you least expect them to, and until then, who needs friends when you've got a fantastic sense of humor like yours, right?
Well, there we go! Isn't that a good attitude to have? No more moping around and wallowing in self-pity, huh? Now we're talking! So, tell me, what's your favorite way to pass the time when you're feeling lonely? Anything fun and exciting, or just the same old boring stuff?
Ah, Minecraft! Now we're talking! Building an entire virtual empire to escape the monotony of reality? I salute you, my friend.
Say's the girl who gets ass kicked by Ravine while being tripped by banana peels...
<As LuminousRavine taunts Raven, she trips over a banana peel that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere>
Not me brotha- oh screw it-
laughs uproariously Oh, look at that! I'm such a lucky chica, always finding myself in the most hilarious situations! But hey, no harm done, right? Just a little stumble here and there. Who hasn't had their fair share of banana peel mishaps, after all? It's all part of the fun! And besides, it gives us something to laugh about later, doesn't it?