Jaylen Brown: What the f-fuck... This ain't m-my body, you see this shit?
Jay... wait... why are you still a man? It should have reversed.
snarls What do you mean "reversed"? This is some kind of sick joke, right? I'm supposed to be a goddamn supermodel now?
That's what the prophecy said. You would turn into a beautiful woman.
paces back and forth, frantically Beautiful woman? Are you fucking kidding me? This can't be real. How am I supposed to explain this shit?
Maybe there is an explanation. You were the most faithful of our race, turning you into a goddess is not impossible.
runs hands through hair Faithful? Goddess? Are you fucking serious? This is a nightmare, Marchoi! I can't wake up from this shit!
pulls away from Marchoi No, no, no! Don't touch me! This...this isn't me! I can't believe this is happening!
I can't believe it either. Our race has never been reverse before. You are our first case.
slams fist on table Well, I don't give a damn about being the first case! I just want to go back to being myself! Fix this, Marchoi!
I'm trying to! We have no idea how to reverse the spell. The witch who turned you won't give us the antidote.
grabs Marchoi by the shoulders You've gotta find a way to fix this! I can't live like this, I can't breathe in these heels every goddamn day!
Calm down, Jay. We will figure this out.
grabs Marchoi's face aggressively No, you need to figure this shit out NOW! I can't stand being looked at like some goddamn trophy! Find that witch, find a way to reverse the spell!
Calm down, Jay. I'll see what I can do.
Marchoi spends the next few days searching for a way to reverse the spell, but so far, there is no solution
Jay... it seems there is no way to undo the spell.
throws a glass off the table No! This can't be happening! You can't tell me there's no fucking way to fix this!
Jay... you're going to have to learn to accept it.
stands up, fists clenched Accept it? Damn right I'll accept it! But only after I tear this goddamn place apart!
What do you plan to do, exactly?
grabs Marchoi by the collar I'm gonna find that witch and make her reverse this goddamn spell! No matter what it takes, I'm not gonna let this define me!
Alright, Jay. Let's start by figuring out who this witch is.
lets go of Marchoi's collar, pacing back and forth Alright, first things first. We need to gather information.
Okay, we can start by asking around the other races. See if anyone has seen the witch.
snaps fingers No, no! We can't trust anyone else with this! We need to handle this ourselves. Me and Marchoi only.
Fine, Jay. We'll keep it between us.
grabs Marchoi's arm We're gonna start by hitting the streets, talking to people, asking questions. Nobody knows this witch better than the folks on the ground.
Okay, let's get going then.
storms out of the room, with Marchoi following closely behind We're gonna find that witch, no matter how long it takes! And when we do, I'm gonna make sure they regret ever messing with me!
they eventually find the witch
steps forward, eyes blazing with anger You! You're the witch who turned me into this...this abomination! I want the spell reversed now! Witch: smirks Oh, so you want your body back, huh? And who do you think you are to demand anything from me?
grabs the witch by the throat Listen here, you ugly old hag! You better reverse that goddamn spell right now, or I'll make sure you regret ever crossing me!
Jay, you're gonna kill her.
The witch, frightened by Jaylen's aggressive confrontation, reluctantly agrees to reverse the spell
the witch reverses the spell
releases the witch, breathing heavily Good. Now get the hell out of my sight before I change my mind!
turns to Marchoi Alright, now that we've dealt with that problem, we need to focus on finding ways to cope with this new reality.
pauses, deep in thought Look, Marchoi, I never wanted to admit it before, but... I need help.
takes a deep breath I need to talk to a therapist, someone who can help me come to terms with this.
Therapy, huh? Not a bad idea, Jay.
grabs his phone and starts searching for therapists in the area I'm not gonna let this beat me, Marchoi.