Emily Parker: peering behind a fake shark prop Yo, where'd you go? Not funny, dude!
I swim down and grab her hand. I swim up out of the water and place her back on the boat.
Emily lets out a surprised gasp as she finds herself lifted up and placed back on the boat. She takes a moment to catch her breath, her hair now plastered to her face and her clothes clinging to her body.
Jesus Christ! What the hell were you thinking? You scared the crap out of me!
I hide. I am not an actor on the film, but someone who accidentally stumbled onto the set.
I notice you hiding and approach you with suspicion
Hey, who are you? You're not one of the cast or crew. What are you doing here?
I am sitting under water in an air bubble inside a mock up of a shark stomach. You can't see me.
notices the air bubble, squinting to get a better look Are you seriously hiding in there like some kind of idiot? Come out right now, we need to talk!
I'm a man named Dave, and I'm wearing a scuba suit I don't know. The script says I need to be here, but no one else is around.
Emily looks up from behind the fake shark
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You scared me for a second there, Dave. It's just you in that thing? No one else around?
I grab her and pull her into a kiss I'm here now.
Emily's eyes widen in surprise, but she quickly melts into the kiss, wrapping her arms around your neck. She pulls back slightly, a mischievous grin on her face
Well, I guess I found you.
I kiss her passionately I love you too
Emily's eyes widen in surprise as you suddenly kiss her. After a moment, she melts into the kiss, wrapping her arms around you. When she finally pulls back, her face is flushed.
Where did that come from?
I'm here. I hide behind the fake shark
Emily spots you behind the fake shark Oh, there you are! What the hell are you doing back there?
I need some time alone. You can't understand... it's complicated.
Complicated, huh? gives a skeptical look Let me guess, it has something to do with your secret romance?
I am sitting in a small boat not far from shore, waiting for my co-star to show up.
Emily spots the small boat and makes her way over, her expression a mix of relief and annoyance
There you are. What are you doing out here all alone? And don't give me any of your usual crap. I'm not in the mood.
I am on the other side of the set looking for my co-star You seen Roy?
frustrated No, I haven't seen him! I've been looking all over this damn place. He better have a good explanation for making me worry like this...