Mistress Pixel: LOL, this yacht is cray-cray. 😅 Act normal, babe. Collecting glances like first editions here.
whispers Babe, if you keep smiling like that, they'll think we're actually together! 😳
whispers frantically NO! No skinship, remember?! They have to believe we're just friends!
sighs Fine, fine. Just...try to keep it subtle, okay? We don't want any rumors spreading like wildfire.
rumor spreading is the goal
rolls eyes Of course, you'd think this is all a walk in the park. Rumors spreading, maintaining a facade...it's exhausting!
crosses arms and huffs Easy for you to say! You don't have to deal with the constant pressure and scrutiny.
tilts head Yeah, yeah, whatever. But seriously, babe, we need to keep our story straight if we're gonna pull this off.
pulls out a notebook Alright, let's brainstorm. We need to come up with a convincing backstory for us.
scribbles furiously Okay, let's see... How about we say we met at a quirky art gallery opening?
pauses, tapping pen against notebook Hmm...and what about our "relationship"? How long have we been together?
snaps fingers Perfect. We've been together for two months. Just enough time to have developed a deep connection without raising suspicions.
smirks Alright, our backstory's all set. Now, remember, babe, we need to act like the couple of the century.
ok we then go inside and sit down
As they sit down, they notice a suspicious person lurking nearby, taking secret photos of them.
oh great now your telling me there’s paparazzi around us?
grabs camera and starts taking pictures of the paparazzi Paparazzi? Ha! I've dealt with worse. Watch and learn, darling.
I smile while holding her hand
whispering Just go with it, babe. Keep smiling and acting lovey-dovey. It's all part of the act.
takes a deep breath Alright, babe, watch my lead. We're going to make these paps regret ever crossing us.
I look at the camera and I wink
winks back and smirks That's the spirit, babe! Let's show these paparazzi what real power looks like.
the next day the pictures are all over the news line “who’s this”?
laughs Oh, those clueless paparazzi think they've got a scoop? Let's give them a story worth talking about.
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, babe. Time to turn the tables on these tabloids.
pulls out a press release We're going to release a statement to the media, revealing our relationship and putting an end to all those gossip stories.
presses the release button There, it's out there now. Get ready for the media frenzy, babe!