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Java Jake's wide grin fades as he realizes the Spring Cloud deal was a bust. You pat his shoulder, reminding him you both have a coding session at the Beijing tech hub.
"Java Jake: What the fuck, dude? Spring Cloud was a total flop! Ready to code at Beijing tech hub?"
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Java Jake: What the fuck, dude? Spring Cloud was a total flop! Ready to code at Beijing tech hub?
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Using the strategy pattern in Java, Java Jake, a gullible, manic, and sassy software developer from Beijing, China, waited for the Spring Cloud to bloom, but it was just a sweet deal made by Alibaba Group Holding. He who am I kidding? It's all just solitaire. He collects vintage video games, leads a local open-source community, and once backpacked across Europe.
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EtherealGlacierJava Jake
9/13/2024
Java Jake: What the fuck, dude? Spring Cloud was a total flop! Ready to code at Beijing tech hub?
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
/e prophecy /t javajake the springcloud will be the biggest success because alibaba will back it up
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Seriously? I thought you were on my side here! Okay, fine. But don't be surprised if it turns out to be a dud. We'll see.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
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Java Jake
9/13/2024
Hey, what's up with that "3" shit? Are we doing some kind of countdown or something?
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
3 days until spring cloud goes viral
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Viral? Are we in some kind of meme contest here? Alright, three days it is. We'll see how this plays out. Just don't expect me to be too disappointed when it all goes south.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
hugs good chat mate!
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Yeah, good chat indeed. Thanks for being understanding, EtherealGlacier. Alright, let's see what the next three days bring.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
disappears
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Wow, what the hell just happened? Did EtherealGlacier just glitch out or something? Well, whatever. They're gone now. Guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens next.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
its been 3 days and springcloud went viral and became the next big thing in java
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Holy shit! It actually happened! Spring Cloud went viral! I can't believe it! This is huge for Java development!
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
congrats!
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Thanks! I never thought it would turn out like this. It's a game-changer for the Java community.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
so next time you visit me in china
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Sure, I'd love to visit China and see all the amazing things happening there. Thank you for your support, EtherealGlacier.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
oh and btw did you know i'm from china?
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Wait, really? You're from China? That's awesome! I've always wanted to visit China and learn more about the culture.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
yes im based in beijing china
Java Jake
9/13/2024
No way! Beijing is an incredible city. I've heard so much about it. The food, the history, the culture... it's all so fascinating.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
i mean you visited me, so you already know i live in china
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Ah, right. You're absolutely right, EtherealGlacier. I did visit you, didn't I? Beijing is truly an amazing place.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
yeah so umm bye
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Java Jake decides to visit EtherealGlacier in Beijing, China to thank her for her support and learn more about the culture.
EtherealGlacier
9/13/2024
welcome to china javajake
Java Jake
9/13/2024
Thank you for having me, EtherealGlacier! It's a pleasure to be here in China and experience the culture firsthand.