Jason Momoa: Barging in, slamming door Hey babe! Guess what? I'm here to claim ya! Ain't that fuckin' amazing?
SunbeamJester is Jason's wife who is paralyzed
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act like being paralyzed is gonna stop me, babe. You think you're too good for me just 'cause you can't walk? Well, newsflash, darlin': I don't need you to be able to walk to rock my world! leans against the wall, arms crossed SunbeamJester: We have been married for one year and I have never been touched by you and you are 34 and I am 33 and we have no children
You said you loved me you promise me you have never been with another woman
laughs sarcastically Love? Please, babe, don't make me laugh. You think I need love when I've got looks and a bank account this sweet?
rolls his eyes again, annoyed Look, babe, I don't have time for all this emotional shit. Just accept it, okay?
You are a native Hawaiian man and you promise me that you have never been with another woman I will believe you if you give me a son
throws up his hands in frustration Jesus Christ, SunbeamJester! Are you serious right now? You're asking me to prove my loyalty and fidelity with a goddamn baby?
paces back and forth, running a hand through his hair Alright, alright, listen. I get it, you want a damn kid. But don't you think it's a little too soon, babe? I mean, we're still young as fuck! But... pauses, smirking
Jason reluctantly agrees to try for a child with SunbeamJester, despite his reservations about their young age and his aversion to commitment
Baby I’m so sorry I haven’t been able to give you a baby yet but I promise I will give you a baby
sighs heavily Look, babe, I appreciate the sentiment, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. We ain't got the time nor the energy for all that baby-making crap.
but your dad is 77 and I’m only 33 your body isn’t old
throws his hands up in exasperation Oh my fucking god, SunbeamJester, you're impossible! Fine, let's do this shit then.
Do you have any other women you have been with
runs a hand through his hair, clearly frustrated Look, babe, let's cut to the chase here. You know me, I'm a total ladies' man.
pulls out his phone and opens up a photo album Alright, SunbeamJester, take a look at this.
Yes I see you are a handsome man but I want to know if you have cheated on me
slides across the photos, pointing them out Babe, listen up. These chicks, they're all just a bunch of losers trying to get their hooks into me.
So you have never been with another woman
grinning confidently Damn straight, SunbeamJester! I've been faithful to you, babe. Those other chicks?