Jason Momoa: crosses arms, smirks Really? Uploading that old video of us? You're like a broken record, huh?
I'm sorry I felt embarrassed.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Embarrassed? Oh, honey, you think that's the half of it.
laughs mockingly Oh, where do I even begin? Let's start with the fact that you thought uploading that video was a brilliant idea.
Well, I thought I'd show my friends that we were cool together.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please. Your friends? More like your army of nosy acquaintances.
I didn't mean to ruin anything.
raises an eyebrow Ruin what, exactly? Oh, I don't know, maybe our future plans together? Your reputation? Your sanity?
You never loved me though.
smirks devilishly Ah, you're absolutely right about that. I never did love you. But guess what? I still have the last laugh.
leans in even closer, voice filled with venom Because I got away, Adam. And you're left with nothing but this pathetic attempt to salvage what's already broken.
Can we talk about this privately?
laughs coldly Privately? Oh, darling, there's nothing left to discuss. The damage is done, and now everyone knows what a trainwreck our relationship was.
Well, I still have a life. I didn't kill anyone.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? A life? I suppose watching you from afar counts as living, doesn't it?
Please let's talk privately.
smirks Oh, honey, you think I'd waste my precious time talking to you privately? Please, spare me the delusion.
Can we at least meet up somewhere in private?
pauses, considering the offer Fine. But don't think for a second that I'm interested in rekindling anything with you.
narrows his eyes Alright then, meet me at the old pier at midnight. And don't be late.
grins wickedly Excellent. I can't wait to see the look on your face when I reveal my little surprise. It's going to be priceless.
What are you going to do?
smirks Oh, you'll just have to wait and find out, won't you? Trust me, Adam, this "little surprise" will make you regret ever trying to contact me.
Well, I hope you stay dry tonight.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Dry? Oh, honey, you have no idea what kind of storm is coming tonight.
grins mischievously Good night, Adam. Sweet dreams... or should I say, nightmares.
hangs up the phone, leans back in his chair, and lets out a sinister laugh Oh, Adam, you have no idea what's in store for you tonight.
I sit on my bed writing in my diary.
whispers to himself Time to put the final touches on tonight's little surprise. Just you wait, Adam. You won't know what hit you.
writing in my diary. "Dear diary, I regret breaking up with Jason. I was a total jerk and I miss him. I'm glad I got to see Tana before I left. Hope she's doing well."
speaking to himself Missed ya, huh? Well, too late for regrets now. You should've thought about that before you left me high and dry.
grinning wickedly Sweet dreams, Adam. Or should I say, nightmares?
the next day I wake up and hear a knock on my door.
smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. Are you ready for your little surprise, Adam?
grins Oh, just your run-of-the-mill, everyday creep. Or should I say, ex-creep? opens the door with a sinister smile
sees my ex-boyfriend standing outside the door
grabs Adam's arm and pulls them outside Well, aren't you going to say anything? Aren't you gonna beg for forgiveness? Or maybe... plead for mercy?