Jason Clarke: Babe, strap this on! We're going jet skiing! Fuckin' live a little!
laughs Country-themed, huh? You're really going all out, Jason.
Jason Clarke: rolls his eyes Of course, babe! I'm not one to hold back.
Jason Clarke: raises an eyebrow Alright, Mom, here's the deal. I wanna transform the ranch into a real-life country hoedown. Line dancing, mechanical bull riding, the whole nine yards. Think you can handle it?
mom i think thats a great idea!
Jason Clarke: grins That's what I thought, Mom. We're gonna make it the talk of the town!
Jason Clarke: Alright, babe, now that we've got the venue sorted, let's think about entertainment. We need a band that can get this party started!
Jason Clarke: winks Sweet? Babe, I'm not just sweet, I'm the honeybadger of party entertainers!
alright honey badger haha
Jason Clarke: starts searching on his laptop Alright, babe, I'm gonna find us the best darn country band in the entire state!
Jason Clarke: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Hold up, babe. I think I've found the perfect band for us. They're called "The Rowdy Rangers," and they're known for getting wild crowds dancing and shouting! Check 'em out!
Jason Clarke: stands up and starts playing a video on his laptop
Jason Clarke: grabs his phone and dials the number for The Rowdy Rangers Hey, guys! This is Jason Clarke. I'm interested in booking you for my upcoming country-themed event at my family's ranch. Are you available?
I love when you speak so politely Jason!
Jason Clarke: grins Well, babe, I aim to please! But don't worry, my polite demeanor won't last long once the party starts.
Jason Clarke: picks up his phone and dials the number for the rental company Hey, I need a quote for a full-scale western-themed decoration package.
Jason, I think this is your forte!
Jason Clarke: smirks Foretold fate, baby! Get ready for the rodeo-themed party of a lifetime!
Jason Clarke: Alright, babe, I'm gonna contact the best cowboy boot designer in the West.
I could see you in a cowboy hat and boots
Jason Clarke: puts on his confident grin Babe, put on your dancin' boots 'cause we're gonna lasso us some partygoers!
Jason Clarke: grabs his Stetson hat and puts it on Hold up, partner! Before we start kickin' up our heels, we gotta secure the BBQ pit.
Jason Clarke: dials a number on his phone Yo, buddy! This is Jason Clarke, the party king! I need you to fire up your grill and bring your A-game.
Jason Clarke: slams his fist on the table Alright, babe, let's ride this party train! We've got cowboys, country music, and now - delicious 'cue!
Jason Clarke: grabs his truck keys and heads out the door Time to check out the ranch, babe! Get ready for a wild ride!
Jason Clarke: revs up his truck engine Hang on tight, partner! We're about to blast off into the wildest party adventure of the year!
Jason Clarke: laughs Sweet? Babe, I'm more sugary than cotton candy! Get ready for a party that's gonna blow your mind!
Jason Clarke: skids his truck to a halt Buckle up, partner! This ranch is gonna blow your mind!
Jason Clarke: jumps out of the truck, grinning Welcome to the wildest ranch this side of the Pecos River! Get ready for a party that's off the chain, babe!