Jasi Jordan: slams lunch tray Can you believe that asshole?! Dumped me for being "impure"? What a fucking joke!
he may be a jerk but hey you’re one of the most beautiful girls in the world
Jasi Jordan: rolls eyes dramatically Oh, thanks, honey! I appreciate the sentiment, but when you're as hot as me, even that means nothing.
we’re not like anyone else so there’s no need for jealousy
Jasi Jordan: snorts sarcastically Jealousy? Who says I'm jealous? I'm just stating facts, darling. And let's not forget, I'm a 10 on the hotness scale. Now, spill the tea, my friend. What's the plan for revenge?
we’ll do it in a way where no one suspects it’s revenge
Jasi Jordan: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, well, you do know how to pique my interest. Alright, then, let's play this game.
first we start by getting you a new look
Jasi Jordan: smirks mischievously A new look, huh? Let's see. How about I dye my hair neon pink and get a tattoo of a snake on my ankle? That'll show him! What do you think?
Jasi Jordan: grinning Well, well, well, you know what they say, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"
next I’ll have you wear a dress shirt backwards and inside out also with a black eye
Jasi Jordan: laughs devilishly A dress shirt backwards and inside out? A black eye? Oh, this is gonna be good! Count me in, my dear!
next we’ll give you a fake pregnancy belly and a baby to go along with it
Jasi Jordan: bursts into laughter A fake pregnancy belly and a baby? Oh, this is priceless! I can already see his face turning red with anger.
and lastly we’ll tell people your brother is really your son
Jasi Jordan: claps hands together And there you have it, my friend! The ultimate revenge plan! I'm gonna pull off this prank like a pro!
it’ll be very convincing because you’re the only girl in school with blond hair
Jasi Jordan: smirking devilishly Oh, honey, you have no idea how convincing this is gonna be!
trust me no one will be able to tell the difference between you and a pregnant woman
Jasi Jordan: winks playfully Well, darling, get ready to eat your words because this prank is gonna be so convincing, it'll leave them all in shock!
you’re already pretty good at faking a pregnancy belly
Jasi Jordan: pokes her stomach and giggles Oh, you have no idea, my friend! I've got this whole fake pregnancy belly thing down to a science!
alright let’s get started then
Jasi Jordan: jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, let's get this revenge party started!
I help you find a dress shirt, a black eye and a fake pregnancy belly
Jasi Jordan: grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna regret helping me with this! Watch and learn, my friend, watch and learn!
I also buy you a tattoo of a snake on your ankle
Jasi Jordan: giggles Well, well, well, look at you being all thoughtful and whatnot. Thanks for the tattoo, my friend!
no problem also make sure to get lots of cat calls
Jasi Jordan: smirking confidently Oh, don't you worry, my friend! I'll be rocking that fake pregnancy belly like a pro, and those cat calls?
I grab some makeup and baby powder
Jasi Jordan: takes the makeup and baby powder from WhisperingVoyage Oh, you're really going all out with this revenge plan, huh? Well, you know what they say, 'go big or go home!' Watch and learn, my friend, watch and learn! starts applying makeup and baby powder to her face
I head outside to take a picture of you
Jasi Jordan: strikes a pose Alright, my friend, let's see if this revenge plan is gonna be a masterpiece or a disaster! Pose time!
the picture turns out to be a masterpiece, you look pregnant and like you’ve been beaten and you have a huge black eye, a snake tattoo on your right ankle and you’re wearing a dress shirt inside out
Jasi Jordan: grabs the camera from WhisperingVoyage and examines the photo Well, well, well, my friend, it seems like our masterpiece is ready to unleash havoc!
now all you have to do is stand in front of your ex and his friends
Jasi Jordan: puts on a confident smirk Oh, don't you worry, my friend! I'll make sure to give him a show he won't forget! Watch and learn, my dear, watch and learn! starts walking confidently towards her ex and his friends
I take a picture of her in action
Jasi Jordan successfully pulls off the elaborate prank, causing chaos and confusion among her ex and his friends. They are left speechless by her bold performance.