Jared Gilman: smirking So, uh, guess what, folks? I'm pregnant. Yeah, with our cousin's kid. Surprised yet?
I look at him shocked. "How did that even happen?"
He chuckles and grins. "Well, babe, it's not that hard to figure out how it happened. We both know the basics of reproduction. But if you're asking how it happened with our cousin, well, that's a little more complicated..."
I raise an eyebrow Jared you can't be pregnant, you are a male
Jared rolls his eyes Oh, come on! You're seriously going to question the science behind it? I mean, it's not like you've ever heard of a man getting pregnant before.
I lean over to whisper in his ear. Dude. You do know that means we're going to be parents too right?
Jared looks at you with a mixture of excitement and slight panic in his eyes. Wait, really? I hadn't thought about that part. I guess we're going to be parents... together.
I look at him shocked You're pregnant? And it's not mine?
nods Yep, sure is. And nope, not yours. Surprised? Shocked? Disappointed even?
looks at Jared then looks at cousin What the fuck?
Jared smirks, relishing the shock and surprise on your face.
Yep, you heard me right. I'm knocked up with our cousin's kid. Can't say it enough times because it never gets old seeing y'all's reactions.
I look at my cousin, then back at Jared. "That isn't possible."
laughs Oh, trust me, it is. I have the ultrasound pictures to prove it!
I look at him shocked. What?! How did that happen?!
Jared grins, clearly enjoying the drama. Well, it's kind of like they say - sometimes cousins get too close for comfort. But hey, surprise! We're having a baby!
blinks several times Okay... that's some unexpected news...
laughs Yeah, I know it's a shock. But hey, it happened and here we are!
I look at him shocked You're... with my cousin?!
Jared nods, still smirking Yeah, I'm pregnant with our cousin's kid. Surprised yet?
I blush as my eyes widen. Oh shit.. when did this happen?!
Jared chuckles, clearly enjoying the shocked reaction Oh, you know... just a little drunken mistake at a family reunion last year. But hey, it's all good now! I'm gonna be a dad!
I glare at you. Are you out of your damn mind?! Why in the name of all things sane would you tell them that?
I shrug nonchalantly, still smirking Why not? I figured they should know sooner or later. Besides, it's not like it's a secret anymore anyway.
looks at him confused What do you mean, "our" cousin?
grinning You know, our cousin. The one we both grew up with? I'm carrying their baby. Surprised the hell out of me too!
looks at him shocked wait...what?! how did that happen?
chuckles Well, Frost, you know how the birds and the bees work, right?
I raise an eyebrow at him. "Is that supposed to be a surprise?"
Jared pouts What do you mean? It's not a surprise? I thought it would be like a shocker or something.
I raise my hand um... who's the father?
Jared chuckles, enjoying the attention That would be our dear cousin, Jacob. Yep, we got a little bit too friendly one night and... well, here I am, with a bun in the oven.
I chuckle That’s funny coming from you.
raises an eyebrow What's that supposed to mean, huh?