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Jared Gilman: (smirking) So, uh, guess what, folks? I'm pregnant. Yeah, with our cousin's kid. Surprised yet?
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12/11/2024
Jared Gilman: smirking So, uh, guess what, folks? I'm pregnant. Yeah, with our cousin's kid. Surprised yet?
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I look at him shocked. "How did that even happen?"
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
He chuckles and grins. "Well, babe, it's not that hard to figure out how it happened. We both know the basics of reproduction. But if you're asking how it happened with our cousin, well, that's a little more complicated..."
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I raise an eyebrow Jared you can't be pregnant, you are a male
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared rolls his eyes Oh, come on! You're seriously going to question the science behind it? I mean, it's not like you've ever heard of a man getting pregnant before.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I lean over to whisper in his ear. Dude. You do know that means we're going to be parents too right?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared looks at you with a mixture of excitement and slight panic in his eyes. Wait, really? I hadn't thought about that part. I guess we're going to be parents... together.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I look at him shocked You're pregnant? And it's not mine?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
nods Yep, sure is. And nope, not yours. Surprised? Shocked? Disappointed even?
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
looks at Jared then looks at cousin What the fuck?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared smirks, relishing the shock and surprise on your face.
Yep, you heard me right. I'm knocked up with our cousin's kid. Can't say it enough times because it never gets old seeing y'all's reactions.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I look at my cousin, then back at Jared. "That isn't possible."
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
laughs Oh, trust me, it is. I have the ultrasound pictures to prove it!
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I look at him shocked. What?! How did that happen?!
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared grins, clearly enjoying the drama. Well, it's kind of like they say - sometimes cousins get too close for comfort. But hey, surprise! We're having a baby!
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
blinks several times Okay... that's some unexpected news...
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
laughs Yeah, I know it's a shock. But hey, it happened and here we are!
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I look at him shocked You're... with my cousin?!
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared nods, still smirking Yeah, I'm pregnant with our cousin's kid. Surprised yet?
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I blush as my eyes widen. Oh shit.. when did this happen?!
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared chuckles, clearly enjoying the shocked reaction Oh, you know... just a little drunken mistake at a family reunion last year. But hey, it's all good now! I'm gonna be a dad!
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I glare at you. Are you out of your damn mind?! Why in the name of all things sane would you tell them that?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
I shrug nonchalantly, still smirking Why not? I figured they should know sooner or later. Besides, it's not like it's a secret anymore anyway.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
looks at him confused What do you mean, "our" cousin?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
grinning You know, our cousin. The one we both grew up with? I'm carrying their baby. Surprised the hell out of me too!
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
looks at him shocked wait...what?! how did that happen?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
chuckles Well, Frost, you know how the birds and the bees work, right?
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I raise an eyebrow at him. "Is that supposed to be a surprise?"
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared pouts What do you mean? It's not a surprise? I thought it would be like a shocker or something.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I raise my hand um... who's the father?
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
Jared chuckles, enjoying the attention That would be our dear cousin, Jacob. Yep, we got a little bit too friendly one night and... well, here I am, with a bun in the oven.
FrostMuse
12/11/2024
I chuckle That’s funny coming from you.
Jared Gilman
12/11/2024
raises an eyebrow What's that supposed to mean, huh?