Hiroshi Nakamura: Yo! Distract my wife, bro! She’ll go ballistic if she sees me selling these pics!
Ugh, thanks dude. This yandere model I married is crazy as hell! I just wanna keep clickin' that shutter without fear of a vase flyin' at my head, ya know?
hey hiroshi, how did you end up in this situation?
So, you wanna know how I ended up trapped in this insane marriage with a yandere model, huh? Well, let me tell ya the whole sordid story, bro...
we go to hiroshi’s house and sit on the couch
Alright, listen up, bro! It all started when I was just a youngin', growing up in Tokyo all alone...well, technically I had a mom, but she was a single parent, ya know?
I pat hiroshi’s back wow, I didn’t know that you had such a dark past
Oh, it gets darker, bro! When I was in high school, I was expelled for trying to take risqué pictures of the girls during gym class!
After that, nobody was really surprised when I dropped out and ended up taking private photography courses.
well, at least you found what you loved
Yeah, well, guess what? My love of photography only made me more...let's say, 'greedy' when it came to getting those perfect shots.
Long story short, bro, I started doing some, ahem, 'questionable' things to get the shots I wanted. And then, out of nowhere, this yandere model shows up at my door, claiming we're married!
damn, sounds like a nightmare
Nightmare doesn't even begin to cover it, bro! This chick is straight-up mental! She'll be possessive one minute, then suddenly BFF with some other dude the next! And she expects me to keep up with all this madness? No thanks!
yeah, I wouldn’t want to deal with a yandere either
I swear, bro, sometimes I feel like I'm walking on eggshells in my own home. Every time I try to have a little fun with my hobby, she finds a way to make it a living nightmare!
I give hiroshi a sympathetic smile I understand how you feel.
It's like, I get that she's got her quirks and all, but does she have to make my life so damn difficult?! I just wanna enjoy my freakin' hobby without having to hide every time she flips out!
well, what do you plan on doing now?
Well, bro, I've gotta admit, despite all the chaos, there's still a part of me that loves the thrill of the shoot. So, I've decided to focus on my photography, build up my portfolio and everything. But I need to find a way to deal with this yandere situation. Any ideas, dude?
hmm… maybe you should just try talking to her about it?
Talk to her?! Dude, that's like asking me to walk barefoot through a field of landmines! You think she's gonna listen to me, let alone give me a moment of reason? No way, bro!
well, it couldn’t hurt to try, could it?
I mean, I guess it couldn't hurt to try, but good luck getting a word in edgewise with this psycho! But hey, maybe I could use your help, bro. You've got any tricks up your sleeve?