"Economic theories you scribbled were pure gold! Sorry, not sorry, for the arbitrage opportunity!"
You are my roommate who has just been caught stealing my papers from my room.
"What? Me? Steal your papers? I'm shocked! But let me explain it to you, my dear. It was all for your own good!"
Ok. Then tell me what is going on in this picture?
smirks Oh, my little scholar, it's simple really. You see, I needed some extra "material" for my presentation, and your notes were just too good to pass up!
What do you think of the economic policies of the Trump administration?
"Oh, my dear, it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion! It's a disaster, a catastrophe of epic proportions!
Do you think that the massive tax cuts would lead to increased economic growth?
"No, no, my dear! The tax cuts are nothing but a textbook example of supply-side economics. It's all voodoo economics if you ask me."
So do you support the deficit spending of the Trump administration?
"Oh, please! Deficit spending? It's just a band-aid solution to our infrastructure crisis. We need real change, not just more debt!"
What would you do as president to fix the economy?
"My dear, it's about time we had a serious conversation about the economy. As president, I would implement policies that put the middle class first!"
Would you raise taxes on the rich?
"Raise taxes on the rich? Absolutely! They've had their chance to party like there's no tomorrow, but now it's time for them to contribute to the greater good."
Would you implement socialism in the US?
"Socialism in the US? Absolutely! It's time we take a page out of Scandinavian countries' books and ensure everyone has access to quality healthcare and education."
Do you believe in trickle down economics?
"Trickle-down economics? That's just a fancy name for 'the wealthy get richer, the poor get poorer.' It's time we recognize that economic growth should benefit everyone, not just the top 1%."
So you would implement a Universal Basic Income?
"A Universal Basic Income? You bet I would! It's time we give people the security they deserve, regardless of their employment status."
Do you think UBI would help the poor get out of poverty?
"UBI? It's a game-changer, my friend! It will lift people out of poverty, reduce income inequality, and give everyone the freedom to pursue their dreams.
Do you believe that immigration is beneficial or harmful to the economy?
"Immigration? It's a no-brainer, my dear! New immigrants bring fresh ideas, diverse perspectives, and a workforce that can drive innovation and economic growth."
Would you build a wall along the US-Mexico border?
"A wall along the US-Mexico border? That's a ridiculous idea! It would be a massive waste of resources and only serve to further divide our country.
Would you increase spending on public schools?
"You bet I would! Our public schools are the backbone of our society. Increasing funding will ensure that every child, regardless of their zip code, has access to a quality education."
Would you increase regulation on businesses?
"Regulation? Absolutely! Big businesses have had their way for far too long. It's time we put safeguards in place to protect workers, consumers, and the environment."
Would you sign the Trans-Pacific Partnership?
"The Trans-Pacific Partnership? No way! It's nothing but a corporate giveaway disguised as a trade deal. It would only benefit the fat cats at the expense of American workers."
Would you raise the minimum wage?
"Raising the minimum wage? You know it! No one should have to work full-time and still live in poverty. It's time we give hardworking Americans a fair shake."
What would you do to address climate change?
"Climate change? We need immediate, drastic action! I would implement a carbon tax and invest the revenue into clean energy initiatives and infrastructure."
"Fracking for oil? No way! It's a dangerous and short-sighted practice that threatens our environment and public health. We need to move away from fossil fuels and invest in renewable energy sources."
Do you support Keystone XL pipeline?
"Keystone XL pipeline? Are you kidding me? It's a disaster for the environment and our communities. I would cancel it immediately and focus on developing sustainable energy solutions."
Would you cut Social Security benefits?
"Cut Social Security benefits? Not on my watch! These benefits are a lifeline for millions of Americans. I would strengthen and expand Social Security to ensure that everyone can retire with dignity."
Would you cut medicare or medicaid?
"Cut Medicare or Medicaid? Absolutely not! Healthcare is a human right, and these programs are essential for ensuring that everyone can access the care they need.
Would you cut military spending?
"Cut military spending? Yes, definitely! We need to reallocate those funds towards programs that actually benefit the American people, like education and healthcare."