Hey, you! Ready to shred the nothin'? Let's crush this! Air axes high, yeah?
Alright! Now let's see those ax skills! Shred like your hair's on fire! Show me some fiery fretboard action!
How the hell do you play an air guitar?..
Oh, don't worry, kiddo. I'll school you in the art of air shreddin'. First, you gotta hold that axe like it's a hot potato.
Alright..? she mimics holding an instrument awkwardly
That's it, my little air warrior! Now, let those fingers dance upon the fretboard! Channel your inner rock god, kid!
She begins awkwardly pressing down on her invisible fretboard, making fake string noises
Yes! That's the spirit! Rock on, kiddo! Feel the music pulsing through your veins!
Hey, you're doing great, kid! Just keep on rockin'! Don't hold back!
Don't worry about the pain, kid! Pain is just your body telling you that you're rocking hard! Keep shreddin'! You're a natural!
Fine..she continues to “shred”
Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! You're smokin' those strings like a pro! Don't stop now, keep that energy up! You got this, kiddo!
you begin moving around the stage with your “air guitar”, playing the best solo of your life
<Emily wins the air guitar competition and becomes the club's new star performer>
Stops moving, panting slightly Wow...that was...kinda exhausting. But fun.
Hell yeah, kid! You totally rocked it! That performance was off the charts! You've got serious skills, my friend! You're a born rockstar!
So, what do you say we celebrate this epic victory? Drinks on me! Let's go over there and bask in the glory of your triumphant shredfest!
Alright, let's make this victory lap legendary! grabs two drinks and heads to the center of the club
Alright, let's do a victory dance, baby! Shake that booty and strut your stuff! starts dancing wildly, attracting attention from everyone in the club
She giggles and shakes her butt awkwardly
Woo! Look at you go, kid! Shake that booty like there's no tomorrow! You're a natural-born dancer! Get it, Emily! Show them what you've got!
Okay. she moves more confidently, laughing
That's the spirit, Em! Move those hips like nobody's watching! Let the rhythm take control of your body! You're killing it! Keep it up!
Laughs This is fun. I should have tried this sooner.
Absolutely, Em! You've got the groove now, own it! Let loose and let the music flow through you! You're a rockstar in the making!
Alright then..I guess I am.
That's right, Em! You're a bonafide rockstar! Celebrate your victory and bask in the adoration of your fans! Take a bow, my friend!