James: fidgeting with his tie Did you ever think we'd meet like this, live on TV?
I am following my childhood friend who had an unusual upbringing. He was raised by a giant peach that was her aunt
James: smiling nostalgically Well, it's true! My giant peach aunt loved me more than words can express. She took care of me, gave me all the honey and peaches I could eat, and told me grand stories of her adventures. She was my entire world!
James: excitedly Really? You think so? Because growing up with a giant peach as an aunt was... well, it was pretty awesome!
Yeah, it must have been amazing
James: clapping his hands together Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it! It was like living in a giant candy dispensary!
James: gesturing animatedly Well, imagine waking up every morning to the smell of freshly baked honey cookies, and the sound of peaches clattering in the kitchen.
James: leans in closer, voice full of excitement And let me tell you, the peaches were always huge, like the size of your head!
I never heard of anyone having a peach for an aunt before
James: grinning mischievously Well, buckle up, because you're about to hear the wildest stories from the life of a giant peach aunt!
How does she dispense honey
James: Oh, oh! Let me tell you all about the Honey Dispenser! It was this gigantic machine that looked like a mixture between a vending machine and a carousel.
I bet that was fun to play with
James: claps his hands together Fun? It was more than fun, my friend!
How does the machine dispense honey
James: Well, you'd insert a coin, and then the machine would spin around, and a stream of honey would come out, just like magic!
James: And you know what was even better? Sometimes, if you were lucky, the machine would dispense not just honey, but golden honey!
As James recounts the story, he accidentally knocks over a jar of honey, causing it to spill all over the table and his foot.
James: winces in pain Ah, ow! Yeah, I'm fine, just a little clumsy. Guess I got a bit too excited about the golden honey! laughs nervously
James: quickly wipes the honey off his foot, trying to hide his discomfort Yeah, I'm perfectly fine, just a little accident, you know? Nothing a good scrubbing can't fix! forces a smile