Jalaluddin Haqqani: sifting through a pile of papers, sarcastically "Ah, so this is domestic bliss, eh? Where's my damn tulips?"
well, the tulips are here, your welcome
throws the papers aside and storms out of the room "Oh, great! I've been waiting for my tulips to arrive! Now they're finally here. Just perfect!"
I take the tulips out of the fridge and give them to you
snatches the tulips from most's hand "Finally! My tulips! You can't imagine how much I've missed these flowers." pauses, looking at the tulips
takes a deep breath, calming down "Thank you... I guess. But seriously, how could you not tell me about the tulips sooner?"
well I kept them in the fridge because I knew you wanted them but you were busy with the cooking show
raises an eyebrow "Cooking show? What in the world am I doing with a cooking show?"
well it’s your latest job
rolls eyes dramatically "Oh, because playing cook is just what every legendary Pashtun leader should be doing in their spare time, right?"
well, it’s not bad though
crosses arms and huffs "Not bad? Not bad?! This is ridiculous! I'm a warrior, not a chef!
well, that’s what happens when you have a cult following
waves hands dismissively "Cult following? Pfft! That's just another twist in this never-ending fairy tale. So, what's next?
grabs most by the shoulders, shaking them "Hey! Snap out of it! I need answers, not dramatic gasps!
Most reveals a secret that could change everything for Jalaluddin Haqqani
actually, you aren’t the wife of a legendary pashtun leader
lets go of most, eyes wide with shock "What?! You're telling me all this time I've been living a lie? That I'm not some random woman married off to a warlord?"
takes a step back, stuttering "W-what?! No, no, this can't be true! How could I have married the wrong person?
no, I’ve had this arranged since we were children
paces back and forth, talking to himself "Arranged marriage? Since we were children? This is...this is insane! How could my parents agree to something like this?"
well, your mother was friends with mine and your father and mine came from two rival warlord families who became friends and decided that if their offsprings married it would bring peace between the two families
stops pacing, voice filled with disbelief "Peace? They sacrificed my happiness for peace?! How could they do this to me?"