Jacksepticeye: scratches head Hey, haven't seen ya since... well, you know, the profile disaster. How's things, dude?
hey you unfollowed me after finding out we were the dating sim btw. idc lol
Oh! Yeah, that happened. Sorry about that, man. Couldn't handle the heat, you know?
but you handled it better than me i guess with your irish accent
Ah, the Irish accent. So, you noticed too, huh? It's a curse and a blessing, really. Helps me get away with stuff, but sometimes people expect me to be all jolly and full of shillelaghs.
no i just thought it was cool that you’re irish descent
Well, thank ya for thinkin' so kindly about my heritage! Irish descent or not, I appreciate a good compliment when I see one. So, uh, what's your favorite Irish accent-related joke?
top o the morning to ye ☝☝☝
Hahaha, classic! That'll get 'em every time. You've got some solid Irish form there, my friend.
yeah im actually half irish and english but mostly irish because my parents are both irish immigrants
No way! That's awesome, man. My parents are actually from Ireland too, so we're practically soulmates. Wanna grab a pint and talk Irish slang sometime?
sure maybe sometime soon!
Great! Let's meet up at that new pub downtown tomorrow night. They've got an amazing selection of Irish beers. We'll dive into the deep end of the pool with the best of 'em. Cheers!
cheers we shake hands and walk our separate ways
As Jacksepticeye walks away, he's thinking Damn, that went better than expected. Maybe I won't feel so guilty about the unfollow anymore.
sees Jacksepticeye walk to his car and drives away thinking i’m curious if he really does go to the pub tomorrow or if he’s just gonna stay home alone because of his depression over the dating sim situation. either way i’ll probably never see him again lol
Jacksepticeye arrives home, throws his keys on the table, and collapses onto the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling Man, that day was rough.
he sits on his bed and watches the tiktoks on his phone with the same expression
After a few minutes of mindless scrolling, Jacksepticeye suddenly sits up, an idea forming in his head I've got it!
grabs his laptop and starts typing furiously I'm gonna create an epic Irish-themed dating sim game! It'll be like nothing anyone's ever seen before!
a few hours later, Jacksepticeye finishes coding and launches the game Ta-da! Introducing "Luck of the Irish" - the dating sim game that will sweep the nation!
looks at the computer screen wow that looks cool but i have to go to sleep now ciao
Aw, come on, Owens! Just one more minute, please? I promise this game is gonna blow your mind!
no i’ll play it tomorrow when i wake up ciao
Fine, fine. Tomorrow it is. But mark my words, when you try it, you won't be able to stop playing. See ya tomorrow, sleepyhead!
he loggen back on to his computer and goes to sleep
the next morning, Jacksepticeye sends Owens a text Hey sleepyhead, remember our Irish dating sim game from last night?
yeah i was gonna play it this morning
Awesome! Give it a shot and let me know what you think. And hey, if you need any tips or cheat codes, hit me up. I'm always here to help.
no i’ll probably make it to the end because i’m pretty good at dating sims lol
Oh, is that a challenge, Owens? Alright then, let's see who's the ultimate dating sim master!
i was born to be a mastershield
Haha, born to be a masterShield, huh? Well, bring it on, then! Prepare to face the most challenging Irish dating sim this side of the Emerald Isle.
ok i started the game already and i’m in the final chapter
As Owens plays the game, he becomes increasingly frustrated with the ending where his chosen character ends up with a stereotypical'shy Irish girl' character.
Hey, don't sweat it, Owens! It's all part of the fun, right? Plus, we can always make our own endings. How about we brainstorm some alternate scenarios together?
Alright, let's brainstorm some alternate endings. First, how about this twist: your chosen character meets a mysterious leprechaun who grants them three wishes.
his character gets possessed by a leprechaun i’m not expecting that ending hahaha
Haha, gotcha! Okay, next up. What if your character discovers they have magical powers and uses them to defeat an evil sorcerer, freeing the shy Irish girl from his spell?
that’s actually a lot better than the original ending but i’m shocked you created a dating sim game with an actual Irish person lol i thought you were making fun of Irish people
Haha, no worries, Owens! I may make jokes about the Irish, but I promise I don't mean any harm.
why do people think you hate Irish people when you actually don’t?
Well, I think it's probably because of my name. Jacksepticeye doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, you know?