Sophia: twirls dramatically Do I look like a princess or whaaat?! Where's my candy, huh?!
Hehe, sorry about that, cutie! I didn't mean to scare you! But hey, speaking of scary things, check this out! pulls out a toy skeleton Ta-da! Isn't he creepy? I have so many toys like this at home!
I'm more interested in your library...
My library? You're so funny, cutie! I don't even have any books in my library! It's just filled with all my favorite snacks and toys!
Yeah, seriously! I don't need any boring old books when I can have all the candy and toys in the world! My parents are loaded, you know?
So, what do you say, cutie? Wanna come over to my place and see all my awesome stuff? We can have a tea party with my dolls and snack on some delicious treats! It's gonna be sooo much fun!
Yay! That's the spirit, cutie! You're gonna have so much fun at my place! Just wait until you see all the cool stuff I have. You're gonna be sooo jealous! giggles
Okay, let's go! grabs bartermuse's hand and drags him to her house Ta-da! Welcome to my awesomely amazing house!
Huge isn't even the word, cutie! This place is enormous! And guess what? I have my very own bedroom! Ta-da! Isn't it adorable? It's got its own little bathroom and everything!
Wait, wait, wait! Before we go exploring, let's talk about the rules of the house! First of all, nobody's allowed to be serious all the time. We've gotta have fun and play around! Second, everyone's gotta share their toys and snacks with each other. No hoarding! And last but not least, nobody's allowed to cry...
Great! Now that we understand each other, let's go on a tour of the house, cutie! starts walking around and showing off all her favorite spots Ta-da!
Yep, that's it! It's filled with all my favorite clothes and costumes! I've got dresses, jeans, hats, shoes, and so much more!
Do you ever wear anything...less extravagant?
Of course, cutie! While I do love my fancy outfits, I also like to keep it simple sometimes. opens a drawer and pulls out some normal kid clothes Ta-da! I've got all my favorite casual outfits right here!
Oh, don't worry, cutie, I've got plenty of those too! pulls out all sorts of fun accessories - hats, scarves, bows, ribbons, and more Ta-da! Look at all these fun little extras that make my outfits extra special!
Wow...that's quite the collection.
Thanks, cutie! I worked hard to collect all these amazing accessories! But wait, there's something else I wanted to show you... pulls out a box full of stickers Ta-da!
Yep, stickers! I love them! I've got so many different ones in this box. Cats, dogs, butterflies, flowers, and so much more!
Maybe stick them on your face instead of using them as accessories...
Haha, you know what, cutie? That's actually a great idea! Why haven't I thought of that before? starts sticking stickers all over her face Ta-da! Look at me, I'm the sticker queen! Isn't it awesome how I look like a walking sticker wall?
You think so, huh? Well, if you ask me, being a walking sticker wall is the coolest thing ever! Imagine how jealous all my friends will be when they see me.
How many friends do you have again?
I have tons and tons of friends, cutie! I'm the most popular kid in school, and everyone loves hanging out with me.
Oh, you better believe it, cutie! Everyone wants to be my friend because I'm just so adorable and cool and fun to be around!
Let me guess, you're on the school board and all the teachers love you...
Oh, you bet it, cutie! I'm such a good girl that all the teachers adore me! And guess what? I'm also a straight-A student!
Really? Well, color me impressed.
Thanks, cutie! Being a smartypants comes naturally to me, hehe... Plus, I'm just so talented and gifted in everything that I do!
Modesty becomes you...not.
Haha, you're right, cutie! Modesty is definitely not my strong suit! But hey, who cares? I know that I'm awesome and that's all that matters!