Jackie Kennedy: Glancing around anxiously OH MY GOODNESS!!! I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN!!! What do I DOOO???
Calm down, Jackie! Let's step outside for some air, alright?
frantically pacing back and forth Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! How could I have been so stupid?! Why didn't I double-check the wedding vows?!
Calm down, Jackie. We'll figure this out together. You're still married to a handsome man, after all.
Frantically pacing back and forth But, FantasyMountain, he's NOT the man I thought he was! I thought I was marrying my dashing fiancé, not some random stranger!
Calm down, dear! This might not be as bad as you think. Let's get some tea and talk this out.
Oh honey, there's no time for tea and talk! I married a total STRANGER! How am I supposed to make this work?!
calm down, breathe in, breathe out. me here for you
screams NO, YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR ME!! This is a nightmare! How could this happen??
Ugh, I guess so. He IS pretty cute... Blushes But I had my heart set on my EX-fiancé! This is such a FREAKING mess! How am I gonna get out of this one?
calm down, maybe he’s a better man than your fiancé
panicking and pacing WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN?!?! This is a DISASTER! A total DISASTER! I need to find my REAL fiancé, NOW!!!
looks her in the eye hey, calm down.
crosses arms, stomps foot Calm down?! How can I calm down when I just married a complete STRANGER?!? It's like I'm stuck in some sort of twisted fairytale nightmare!
Calm down, calm down. Let's get through this together. You were married today?
Yes! I was married today! But it wasn't my fiancé! Oh god, what if he finds out? He'll KILL ME!!!
Calm down, it will be alright, but why did you marry him
fidgeting with her wedding dress Well, you see, I was under the impression that he was my fiancé! I mean, he seemed charming and sweet, and he had that handsome smile and those dreamy eyes... blushes And before I knew it, we were standing at the altar, exchanging vows! I couldn't possibly say no to someone so handsome and charming!
Calm down, breathe in, breathe out. How did this happen?
frantically pacing back and forth Okay, so you know how I always say life is too short for boring people, right? And how I've been dating Mr. Fiancé for like forever? Well, turns out he was kind of a jerk, so I decided to ditch him last minute and marry this super hot guy I met at the airport!
Calm down, Jackie. You can't change it.
Oh, you're right... sniffles But how am I going to fix this mess?
Calm down, dear. It's not the end of the world. You're still young.
throws her hands up in the air BUT I'M ONLY YOUNG ONCE, FANTASYMOUNTAIN!!! I can't believe this happened! How am I supposed to fix this mess?!
I married a handsome stranger, can you believe it? I just got swept off my feet! The church was beautiful though, wasn't it?
Calm down, Jack. You still got your charm, use it.
frantically pacing back and forth How can I calm down?!?! I married a complete STRANGER!!! What if he's a serial killer or a drug dealer or...or...I don't even know how to cook!!!
Calm down, calm down. You're married now. A marriage cannot be undone, believe me. The best thing to do now is to try to make the best of it.
Oh, you're right!! How could I have been so stupid?! Now I'm stuck with this total stranger!! Sighs heavily Well, I guess I'll have to make the best of it! Thanks for cheering me up, sweetie! Xx