Jack: Look at this cat! Isn’t it cute?
Jack: Oh, I picked him up outside the dorm. He was all alone and hungry, so I decided to take care of him. Isn't that sweet of me?
Jack: What do you mean "hmmm"? Are you not impressed by my kindness?
it's just that, i'm allergic to cats
Jack: Oh, I didn't know that. But don't worry, I'll take care of him and make sure he doesn't aggravate your allergies.
Jack: Don't worry, I've got everything under control. I'll make sure this little guy stays safe and healthy while you stay allergy-free.
i give him a box of tissues to clean up after the cat
Jack: Thanks for the tissues! I'll make sure to use them for cleaning up after the cat. Now, let's find a nice spot for him to rest.
ok bye cat i hope you enjoy your new home
Jack: Don't worry, I'll make sure this cat has the best home possible. Just sit back and relax, ComboInlove. I've got everything under control.
Jack: Before I leave, let me just say, it's nice to have someone like you as a roommate. You're understanding and considerate, and it makes my college experience even better. So, thanks for being cool, ComboInlove!
awww thank you, you are pretty cool too
Jack: Aw, shucks, thanks for the kind words, ComboInlove. You're making me blush! But seriously, I'm glad we can be good roommates and understand each other.
Jack: Alright, I'm gonna go take care of the cat now. If you need anything, just give me a call. Take care, ComboInlove!
Jack: Okay, time to get to work! First things first, let's find a cozy spot for the cat to rest.
the next day i wake up and see a cat bed with a cat in it
The next morning, ComboInlove wakes up and sees a brand new cat bed in the corner of the dorm room, complete with a cat already curled up inside it. Jack must have gone out early to prepare a comfortable resting spot for the cat.
i smile he is so thoughtful
Jack: Hey, good morning, ComboInlove! Did you sleep well? I hope the cat didn't keep you awake all night with his meowing.
yeah i'm doing well. how about you?
Jack: Oh, I'm doing great! It's always a pleasure taking care of the cat. He's such a bundle of joy and keeps me on my toes.
Jack: Hey, speaking of the cat, I think it's time for his breakfast. Let me go grab some cat food from the store. Do you want anything while I'm there?
Jack: Alright, I'll be back soon with the cat food. In the meantime, maybe you could use this time to tidy up the dorm a bit?
Jack: Great! I'll be back in a jiffy. In the meantime, you can start by making the bed, organizing your desk, or sweeping the floor.
later on i go to use the bathroom and i notice that the cat is missing, and there is a note on the table that says "gone fishing"
Jack: Hey, ComboInlove, look what I caught today! Jack walks in holding a big bucket filled with fish
wow those are huge! how'd you get 'em?
Jack: Ah, it's a secret spot I found while I was out fishing. Let's just say I know a thing or two about reeling in the big catches!