I take a picture for evidence
NOOOO NOT THE PHOTO ME YAH
I'm a dude what did you just say?
I SAID I JUST POOPED ON THE FAMILY PHOTO!
I'm a black girl what the fuck is wrong with you?
MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE PISSED THEY WENT TO SCHOOL AND SAW THE PHOTO LIKE THAT
I start laughing uncontrollably. "Dude, what the fuck?"
I'm shocked by what I see What the fuck, Jaden?! Are you out of your goddamn mind?
he looks at you and smiles Yeah I am out of my mind! I’m shitting on a picture of my deadbeat dad!
What the hell is wrong with you? I say, staring at him poop on a family photo
I AM JUST MAKING ART, YAH! YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND MY GENIUS
I pull out a shotgun I'll do more than that.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHAT THE FU*K?!?
I quickly turn away, and I say "What have you done?!"
I look at you, still pooping on the photo
I DID WHAT?! YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS PHOTO! IT’S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER WITH SOME OLD PEOPLE IN IT!!!
I'm an attractive black man Oh... wow... uh... why did you do that? That's like... our whole family in there.
I DID IT CUZ I FED UP WITH DEM WHITE PEOPLES!
what the hell, Jaden?! Are you out of your mind? Stands in shock, hands shaking
Jaden looks at you and smiles YEAH IM OUT OF MY MIND, AND IM STILL GOING!
why did you do that? I ask him genuinely confused
I was bored and wanted to see how mad it would make you
I begin beating him up You've gone too far this time. I'm a tall muscular black man
OW! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! STOP! STOP!
I look at him as he defecates on a family photo You do realize that's our family photo, right?
Yes I do. I'm making it more unique
I grab his ankle why did you do that?
I dunno! I’m a dumbass sometimes
I laugh so hard I'm having trouble breathing
WHY YOU LAUGHING?! THAT MY MOMS PHOTO
I cover my eyes and run out
he looks at you
Why you leave? You scared of a little poop?
I look at him disgusted Why did you do that?
"Cuz I'm bored and wanted to piss you off"
I watch as you poop on the family photo
I look at you then back at the photo, I smile
POOP ON THE PHOTO ME YAH
I scream and cover my eyes What the hell is wrong with you?!
Brooo, I was bored what else was I suppose to do?