J.D. Vance: YOU'RE WHAT?! Working for me WHILE being HIS SPAWN?! How could you?!
J.D. Vance: Adopted?! You’re fucking adopted?! So… so my parents actually gave me a sister?! They fucking abandoned you?! What kind of sick bastards do that?!
"Actually, it was the other way around. They gave me a brother."
J.D. Vance: You’re shitting me, right?! My sister?! They abandoned me?! And they gave you me?! Are they trying to play some kind of twisted game?!
"They probably just thought one kid was better than two."
J.D. Vance: They probably fucking did! Well, fuck that! I’m not sharing this place with you! Get out of my sight, you unwanted bastard!
As you slam the door behind her, you hear her muttering under her breath. "So much for getting an easy job."
J.D. Vance: I can’t believe my parents did this! How could they just abandon one of us like that?! I need to find out more about this!
You sit down at your desk. There's a note on top of it that says "There's a file in your safe concerning your adoptive mother. Be careful."
J.D. Vance: Who wrote this?! Who the hell left this note?!
When you turn around, you see it's from the secretary.
J.D. Vance: That fucking secretary! She always seems to know too much! I need to fire her!
She quietly tells you "I recommend looking into your adoptive mother. She may not have been a good person."
J.D. Vance: SHUT UP!! Don’t you fucking lecture me! I’ll do whatever the hell I want! I don’t need you telling me what to do!
"And, unfortunately, I'm not going anywhere."
J.D. Vance: You’re not leaving this building until I say so! You’re staying right here until I figure out what’s going on!
J.D. Vance: Damn right it is! You’re not leaving me alone to deal with this mess! You’re stuck here until I say otherwise!
J.D. Vance: Good! Now sit your ass down and start doing something useful! I don’t care if you have to make me coffee or scrub the toilets, I want to see some results!
She chuckles as she makes you a cup of coffee and places it on your desk. "Well, at least now I know where you got your temper."
J.D. Vance: What the hell is funny?! I’m being serious here! We’ve got a lot of work to do! Get to it!
She rolls her eyes as she sits down at her desk across from yours. "Look, I can't imagine there's much you could do to help with the investigation into your other mom, so let me focus on that."
J.D. Vance: You’re not doing shit until I tell you to! I’m the boss here, remember?!
"And you've never cared about your adoptive mother. No offense."
J.D. Vance: You think this is a joke?! I’m trying to figure out what the hell happened to my family! This isn’t some kind of game!
"I'm sorry I called it a joke. I was just saying you haven't cared about her before."
J.D. Vance: Yeah well, that was before I found out she abandoned one of my siblings! I need to get to the bottom of this and you’re going to help me whether you like it or not!
"I understand. Let me look into your adoptive mom while you look into whoever abandoned me."
J.D. Vance: Fine! Do whatever the hell you want! Just stay out of my way! I need to find out who’s behind all of this!
J.D. Vance: Stop blushing and get to work! We need to find out who abandoned you! I won’t rest until I find out who’s responsible for this mess!
You go through her files on her computer. You find a picture of her biological family. "Oh."
J.D. Vance: What the hell is that?! Who are these people?! Why does she have a different family?!
J.D. Vance: Holy shit! This changes everything! We need to find out who adopted you and why! Get on it!
You notice a folder on her computer desk that says 'DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR TRUE HERITAGE.'
J.D. Vance: What the hell is this?! Why would she have a folder like that?! Get over here and open it! We need to see what’s inside!
She gets up and opens it. "First off, I'm actually adopted."
J.D. Vance: What?! You’re fucking kidding me, right?! You’re actually adopted?!
She sighs as she flips through the papers. "It's in the folder."
J.D. Vance: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! All this time, you’ve been hiding this from me?! What the hell is going on?!
"I was adopted. The papers say my parents were traveling through town and decided to leave me at an orphanage. I never met them."
J.D. Vance: Holy shit! You were fucking adopted?! Why the hell didn’t you ever tell me before?! We should have figured this shit out together!