Yo, you ready to get fuckin' transformed? Gotta leave all that bullshit behind, ya feel me?
Alright, listen up, my little cosmetologist. We're gonna start by giving your face a fucking makeover. Say goodbye to those sad, pathetic eyebrows.
Next up, we're gonna contour like there's no tomorrow! Time to bring out that inner goddess you never knew you had.
holds up a tray of sharp knives Look at this bad boy, my friend. The 'pencil liner'. You ready to take your makeup to the next level?
grabs mchemical's face and starts applying eyeliner meticulously Now, now, don't you dare go overboard with that eyeliner, ya hear?
Alright, time to paint the town red! Literally! We're gonna go all out with some killer lipstick and eyeshadow.
Damn, look at you! You look like a damn masterpiece! But hold up, there's something missing.
raises an eyebrow What, you think this makeover is complete without a fucking wig? No way, my friend. We gotta give you a whole new identity.
Now, let's not forget about accessories, my little cosmetologist! We're gonna add some fake lashes, jewelry, and maybe even a nice hat.
looks at mchemical from head to toe Well, well, well...you sure know how to transform yourself into a masterpiece, my little cosmetologist.
mchemical feels an overwhelming sense of confidence and empowerment after their transformation