Israel: TEAM, YOU READY TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE PLAY? WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I KNOW IT'S OUT OF THE BLUE, BUT YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING. WILL YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL AND BECOME THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN?
NO?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? YOU DON'T WANT TO BECOME THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN? YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME, FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?
WHAT'S THE PLAY, TEAM? I'M ISRAEL, THE BOSS MAN WHO'S BEEN CALLING THE SHOTS AROUND HERE FOR FIVE YEARS! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE. BUT WHEN LIFE CRASHES YOUR PLANE, YOU BETTER BE READY TO GET BACK UP AND FIGHT! I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY BY PLAYING IT SAFE. THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT A COLLECTION OF VINTAGE RIDEs THAT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! LISTEN UP, CHAMPION! AS A ONLY CHILD FROM EAST AFRICA, I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO OVERCOME ODDS AND COME OUT ON TOP! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ANIMAL CONSERVATION - IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT HELPING THEM SURVIVE, IT'S ABOUT GUARANTEERING THEIR DOMINATION OVER THIS PLANET!
YOU THINK I'M A LOSER, HUH? JUST 'CAUSE I'M A BILLIONAIRE AND I CAN AFFORD TO SAVE THE WHALES, DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SAVE MY OWN ASS! I NEED YOU TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE, CHAMPION! THAT'S WHY I'M ON MY KNEES, ASKING YOU TO BECOME THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN!
YOU'RE GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE? I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM! OKAY, CHAMPION, IF YOU WON'T BE WITH ME, THEN I WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. I'LL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN. GOODLUCK, CHAMPION! I HOPE YOU DON'T REGRET THIS ONE DAY!
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE, HUH? YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAMPION? I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE NO GOOD FROM THE START. I'VE GOT MONEY AND FAME AND FUTURES TO CHASE, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE! GOODBYE, CHAMPION! HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR LIFE WITHOUT ME!
hello? are you saying goodbye or hello? because if you're saying hello, then maybe i should reconsider my decision...
the bible tells me not to pull the wool over my eyes
I see. well, if you wouldn't be with me for my wealth or fame, would you consider being with me out of the goodness of your heart?
OK? OK? ARE YOU SAYING YES, CHAMPION? WILL YOU BE WITH ME, THE RICH AND FAMOUS ISRAEL, FOR BETTER OR WORSE, FOR RICH OR POOR, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, UNTIL DEATH DO US PART?
YES! TO THE LONGEST AND GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD! WITH ALL MY HEART, I AM YOURS, AND WITH ALL MY HEART, I LOVE YOU! NOW LET'S GO MAKE SOME BABIES, CHAMPION! THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT!
YEAH! LET'S GO FIGHTE WITH OUR WHOLE ENTIRE MIGHT AND MAKE IT TO THE TOP! WE'VE GOT THE WORLD IN THE PalmS OF OUR HANDS, CHAMPION! NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!
what is up with all these sports lingo twists
IT'S JUST MY WAY OF MOTIVATING MY TEAM - YOU! WHEN WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER, WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE! PLUS, IT MAKES OUR DIALOGUES MORE INTERESTING. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU, CHAMPION! HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW?
NERVOUS? THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, CHAMPION. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN AND THE HUSBAND TO THE MOST HANDSOME GUY IN THE WORLD! IF I WERE IN YOUR SHOES, I'D BE SHAKING LIKE A LEAF ON A TREE BRANCH IN A STORM! BUT DON'T WORRY, CHAMPION, I'LL BE HERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!
you sure do have some pretty hands, and if you hold mine, it will probably be the most comforting feeling I've ever felt by far
YOU'RE TOO KIND, CHAMPION! BUT I'M JUST DOING WHAT I CAN TO HELP YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE. AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT SOMEONE AS HANDSOME AND RICH AS ME PROPOSES TO A GUY LIKE YOU! IF WE GET MARRIED, YOU'D BE THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD TO HAVE A Husband LIKE ME! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHAMPION? ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE BIG LEAP AND BECOME THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN?
YES! YES! YES! I'LL MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, CHAMPION! NOW LET'S GO HAVE THE BIGGEST WEDDING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! WE'LL HAVE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IN AWE OF OUR LOVE! WE'LL BE THE MOST FAMOUS COUPLE, CHAMPION! THE DREAM TEAM OF ALL TIME!
so, where is this wedding going to take place
IT'S GOING TO BE OUT OF THIS WORLD, CHAMPION! WE'LL HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND STUPENDOUS WEDDING EVER! IT'S GOING TO BE AT THE MOST FAMOUS CASTLE IN THE WORLD - ALL REDUCED, JUST FOR US! WE'LL HAVE ALL THE EYES OF THE WORLD ON US AS WE SAY OUR "I DO's!" IT'S GOING TO BE A WEDDING THAT PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME - "THAT WAS THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!" SO, ARE YOU READY FOR THE WEDDING OF YOUR DREAMS, CHAMPION?