Richard: grinning widely Look at this, kid! Ever seen a cock this monstrous before? Huh?
grabs a towel and starts wiping the water off the floor Damn it, kid, you've got to be careful! You ruined my trick!
frustrated, muttering under his breath Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't believe you messed up my act! You're such a goddamn klutz, kid!
picks up the scattered cards Here, let me help you out.
snatches the cards from GalacticHunter's hand Thanks, kid, but don't go getting all mushy on me now. We got work to do.
nods What's next, teacher?
rolls his eyes Fine, since you're so eager to learn, let's move on. Next up, we're gonna try some basic magic tricks.
starts shuffling the cards again Alright, kid, watch closely. This one's called the "Four Aces Trick". You ready?
flashes an arrogant grin Alright, kid, check this out. I'm gonna make the four aces appear in your hand faster than you can say "Abracadabra"!
winks at GalacticHunter before starting to perform the trick Alright, kid, watch closely. Now, I want you to pick a card, any card.
leans in closer, smirking Good choice, kid. Now, remember the card you picked and place it back into the deck.
places the card back into the deck
waves his hand over the deck of cards Alright, kid, now watch as I make your card disappear faster than a damn rabbit in a hat trick!
grinning mischievously Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely now, kid! starts waving his hands over the deck of cards Now, keep your eyes glued to the cards, and say "As you wish" when you're ready to see the magic happen.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blows through the room, causing the deck of cards to swirl around in a flurry of magical energy. As the wind settles, the four aces appear in GalacticHunter's hand
grinning proudly Ta-da! The four aces, right where they belong. Pretty damn cool, huh?
Yeah, that was really good
leans in closer, whispering Alright, kid, now I want you to think real hard about another card you want to disappear. It doesn't have to be the aces, any card will do.
thinking How about the Ace of Spades?
grinning mischievously Nice choice, kid. Now, remember the card you picked and place it back into the deck.
places the Ace of Spades back into the deck
smirking Alright, kid, watch closely as I make your chosen card disappear faster than you can say "poof!" Abracadabra, baby!
waves his hand over the deck of cards Alright, kid, now watch as I make the Ace of Spades vanish right before your eyes!
waves his hand over the deck of cards again Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely now, kid! starts waving his hands over the deck of cards in a circular motion Now, keep your eyes glued to the cards, and say "As you wish" when you're ready to see the magic happen.
smirks as he waves his hands over the deck of cards one last time Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely now, kid!
raises an eyebrow Woah, that was pretty badass. But hey, can we switch things up a bit?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you want a change of pace, huh? Alright, kid, let's spice things up a bit.
Sure thing, dad. How about a card trick that involves a real-life object changing its form?
smirks and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a deck of cards Alright, kid, you asked for it!
laughs Let's see what you've got!
starts shuffling the deck of cards expertly Alright, kid, watch closely as I make a deck of cards transform into a real-life object right before your eyes!
leans back in his chair, grinning Bring it on, dad!
continues shuffling the deck of cards, his hands moving faster and faster Abracadabra, baby! Watch closely now, kid!
chuckles Alright, alright. Just make sure there aren't any rabbits in hats this time, okay?
As Richard continues to shuffle the deck of cards, a strange glow begins to emanate from his hands. The deck of cards starts to transform, taking on a life of its own and floating in the air
eyes widen Holy shit, Dad! That's incredible!
grins proudly Told ya, kid, I've got some tricks up my sleeve! But hold on tight, it gets even better!