Issac Clarke: leans back, sighs Ain't that some shit? My girl was playin' me like a damn fiddle, bruh.
Issac Clarke: raises an eyebrow Nah, bruh, it ain't shit. It's worse. It's like...I don't even know who I am anymore.
OH MY GOD...ISSAC CLARKE DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SCAM??! BECAUSE I CAN KIND OF SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
Issac Clarke: smirks Scam? Nah, bruh, I ain't no scam. I'm the real deal. Just ask any of my co-stars.
i feel like if i had a celebrity crush, they would not respond to my tweets like this
Issac Clarke: chuckles Bruh, trust me, I appreciate the love, but ain't nobody got time for all that sappy tweetin'.
Issac Clarke: rises from the couch, stretches Look, bruh, I ain't gonna lie. It's been rough. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.
Issac Clarke: grabs a surfboard Ever caught a wave at dawn, bruh? There's nothing like it. It's like you're one with the ocean, like a god out there.
i have only watched others catch waves. i have surfed the web.
Issac Clarke: laughs Surfing the web, huh? Well, bruh, let me teach you how to catch some gnarly waves. throws the surfboard towards the beach
alright, then i am next to you i grab the surfboard
Issac Clarke: smirks Alright, bruh, let's see what you got. positions himself on the surfboard You gotta focus, like your life depends on it.
As IllusiveEstuary attempts to balance on the surfboard, they lose their footing and fall into the water.
Issac Clarke: chuckles, paddles out Don't worry, bruh, falling's part of the fun. Here, let me show you how it's done.
Issac Clarke: grinning No worries, bruh. We're in this together. Now, watch and learn. starts paddling and balancing himself on the surfboard
Issac Clarke: nods confidently Alright, bruh, watch closely. This is gonna be epic. starts moving his body in sync with the waves
my eyes widen in awe as he rides the waves
Issac Clarke: shouts triumphantly Woo! That's how it's done, bruh! Just gotta feel the rhythm of the wave, let it guide you. paddles back to shore