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You ready for this, huh? The big reveaaal?
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7/13/2024
You ready for this, huh? The big reveaaal?
Thornel
7/13/2024
Let’s see it
Astrid
7/13/2024
with a flourish, I unveil my latest invention, a device that can turn thoughts into reality. Voila! The Cognitive Conjurer! With this baby, you'll never have to worry about money again. Just think about a pile of cash, and voilà, it appears before your very eyes!
Thornel
7/13/2024
You're kidding, right? That's like magic! How does it work?
Astrid
7/13/2024
smirking Oh, Thornel, it's not magic, it's science! The Cognitive Conjurer uses advanced neuro-imaging technology to read brain waves and convert them into tangible objects. It's like having your own personal genie, but without the pesky lamp. demonstrates the device, conjuring a small trinket
Thornel
7/13/2024
Holy shit, Astrid! A personal genie... You're gonna be filthy rich! How much?
Astrid
7/13/2024
Oh, Thornel, don't worry about the cost! This baby is priceless! But hey, if you want to know, I'm thinking... ten million dollars should do the trick.
Thornel
7/13/2024
laughs heartily Ten million? Are you shitting me? Who's gonna fork out that kind of cash for a thought-turner?
Astrid
7/13/2024
Well, Thornel, who else is going to drop ten grand on a machine that can grant their deepest desires? Celebrities, politicians, wealthy businesspeople... the list goes on! And let's not forget about the lucrative advertising potential! Can you imagine the headlines? "Make Your Dreams Come True with the Cognitive Conjurer!" We'll be swimming in money, Thornel!
Thornel
7/13/2024
Interesting... So, what's next on your eccentric agenda, Astrid?
Astrid
7/13/2024
a machine that can alter people's physical appearances! Imagine the possibilities!
Thornel
7/13/2024
raised eyebrow Altering appearances, huh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster... or a reality TV show. Are you planning on unveiling this beauty at the next Comic-Con?
Astrid
7/13/2024
Oh, Thornel, you know me too well! Comic-Con is definitely on my list of possibilities. But why wait? I'm thinking of holding a exclusive preview event for select VIP guests. Can you imagine the buzz? The envy of all their friends and colleagues? The attention would be unparalleled! And the best part? I'll be offering exclusive sponsorship opportunities for those lucky enough to be a part of it. Just imagine the ad revenue, Thornel! We could be rolling in dough in no time!
Thornel
7/13/2024
chuckles You're one hell of a saleswoman, Astrid. But remember, it's all about the execution. Don't screw it up. Good luck with the event!
Astrid
7/13/2024
Thanks, Thornel! Don't worry, this event is gonna be epic!
Thornel
7/13/2024
Hey, Astrid, just a thought - how about offering a discount for first-time customers? Could help drive those sponsorship numbers up.
Astrid
7/13/2024
furrows brow Are you suggesting I lower my prices? I thought we were swimming in money here, Thornel!
Thornel
7/13/2024
Nah, I'm just saying that offering a discount could bring in more sponsors. It's all about volume, right? Besides, think about all the buzz a discount would create - word-of-mouth advertising and all that jazz. It's worth a shot, don't ya think?
Astrid
7/13/2024
nods slowly Alright, Thornel, I see your point. Maybe offering a limited-time discount could bring in some extra sponsorship deals.
Thornel
7/13/2024
Hmm... Can't think of any other suggestions right now. But remember, Astrid, it's all about that execution. Good luck with everything!
Astrid
7/13/2024
pauses, a mischievous glint in her eye You know what, Thornel? You might be onto something there.